While in the act of performing Teddy Ruxpin on a female, the male (usually short in stature with ample body hair; opens the window and has his partner bite on a toy Glow Worm from the same family of Mattel children’s toys from the 1980s. Thus keeping her quiet, while also getting the attention of anyone walking by…
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.
Typically this involves doggy style sex while using the female’s back as a stand to hold a children’s book, so that the Male (“Teddy Ruxpin”) can read her a children’s story while thrusting.
I can’t believe I let Jeff Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthouse me again…someone walking their dog stared at us for like 10 minutes. It was kinda hot!
by 2family4jeff January 27, 2023
Get the Teddy Ruxpin’s Lighthousemug. by WhoZ July 19, 2022
Get the hop on lockport lighthousemug. When one feels the need or requirement to expel Jizz from ones cock whilst lying in a bath with just the shaft and tip of your jolly roger visible through the sea of bubbles
Lighthousing in a stormy sea -
As above by using increased ferocity to achieve the end goal of filling the sea with more goo than the piper alpha oil disaster
Lighthousing in a stormy sea -
As above by using increased ferocity to achieve the end goal of filling the sea with more goo than the piper alpha oil disaster
Have you been doing some Lighthousing in the bath dad? The waters full of jizz! i’m supposed to going in the bath now using same water to save money and the planet ya bloody porvort
by cannydaft May 7, 2021
Get the Lighthousingmug. A: "Remember Tim from highschool? He had red hair and was tall."
B: "Yeah, he was a fucking lighthouse!
B: "Yeah, he was a fucking lighthouse!
by Appels_NL September 12, 2015
Get the lighthousemug. by greencar January 30, 2023
Get the lighthouse car parkmug. An iconic but heavily restricted landmark on Grimrock island. Rumored to house things such as the essence or the counter-essence, one thing is for sure, those who go in don't come out the same grimace.
"Have you watched the lighthouse?"
by SoloIsHim November 24, 2024
Get the The Lighthousemug. A: "Remember Tim from highschool? He had red hair and was tall."
B: "Yeah, he was a fucking lighthouse!
B: "Yeah, he was a fucking lighthouse!
by Appels_NL September 12, 2015
Get the lighthousemug.