Lemons

A person who gets fucked by a mermaid.

The Lemons got fucking railed by a mermaid.

by Fairy Princess Has a Penis May 24, 2017

lemons

something that is not ideal, shitty, or sucked.

"did you hear about how todd's dog died the other day? that shits lemons man"

by yuh__ August 14, 2019

Lemonshmit

Where the person spits on a lemon and hits somone with it therefore, Lemonshmit

Katie is planning to lemonshmit James tonight at the football game
Oh really?
Yea

by The_1:50_thinker June 27, 2022

lemonique

Lemonique is the best friend you could ever have , she’s trustworthy, loyal and loving and also gives the best advice …. She loves to jam out in her garage and she’s secretly a really good singer!

She can be shy at first but once you get closer she the funnest person to be around

“ woah did u see that hot chic driving that sick 80 series “ she’s a big family person and loves being social all the time.

“ everyone needs a lemmy in there life “

“ everyone needs a Lemonique in there life “

by Shelly.065 August 17, 2023

Manny Lemons

The best professional wrestler ever. If somebody calls you, "Manny Lemons" they are telling you that you are awesome and that you are a lemon god.

You are just like Manny Lemons, man.

by Rocketlauncher23 June 7, 2020

sucking lemons

when a pirate stocks lemon on their ship to prevent scurvy

That pirate sure does like sucking lemons

by doctor kvass the anon August 14, 2021

Dick lemons

When a guys testicles are proportionately bigger then his penis giving them a lemon appearance on a small twig as it were

The guys in the locker room knew not to mess with Joey and his dick lemons

by FarmerTim August 19, 2022