Adam Lambert

A badass mother fucker. The ultimate HBIC. One half of the most epic OTP ever, Kradam. Glamazon.

Ultimately, he's about ten trillion times as fierce as you'll ever be.

He's also sparked the newest sexuality trend of the season: Adamsexual. Jump on that bandwagon. You know you want to.

Synonyms: Orgasm/Adamgasm, Head Bitch in Charge, Glitter, Win
Antonyms: Gtfokey, Lose

Adam Lambert made Simon Cowell go gay, bench.

by glitterfuck July 22, 2009

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Lumberjack

Euphemism for someone who drops a huge, usually long, piece of shit. As a lumberjack lays logs, this person laid their log into the toilet.

Aww dude, couldn't you flush the toilet?

I did, but the log was too long go down.

You lumberjack!

by Eddy April 14, 2007

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Adam Lambert

The most amazing singer ever to live on the planet. Definitely the best Idol of All Seasons put together.♥

Adam Lambert got a standing O from Simon Cowell! What an amazing singer!

by glambert23 May 30, 2009

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Lumberjack

The practice of defecating a large sturdy floater, admiring said poopsicle and urinating on it. A well aimed healthy stream of urine causes the "log" to roll.

Popularized by the Iraqui war veteran Darrell "J.R." Salzman (born 1979), a champion logroller and an Iraq War veteran.

"Hey, Moonshine Jimmy!"
"Whats happening, Prune Juice Doyle?"
"You sure were in the outhouse for quite a spell, eh?"
"Yep. Squeaky George let out a 13 inch floater and we were having a hell of a time lumberjacking!"

by *samIam* January 17, 2012

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