Lemming skates

1)The skates that have replaced lemmings legs as eveloution has progressed. Dr. Hanz Yodelenheimer has theroized that the shift from legs to skates happened sometime late in 2006. Though he is perplexed as to where they got the industrial grade graphite, or the ball bearings and suspension systems for them to work.( let alone how they successfuly integrated mechanical parts into their organic anatomy ) Besides having no legs, the only significant change to the lemming population has been the greater velocity.

2) Very fast skates, making someone unusually fast on the rink.

Shit! Did you see how fast she was going? She must have lemming skates.

by brothelface October 13, 2011

The lem inn

He place were the Goomba daddy’s chill

Me and Goomba fang are in the lem inn beating kids

by SharkbotJonesYT February 19, 2019

lemming-cult

The cult for throwing lemmings of a cliff. The act of throwing something

Greg: I'm bored
Bob: Let's join the lemming-cult
Greg: Ok!
*Throws pen across the room*

by LemmingCult November 14, 2022

Will power of a lemming

Someone who has absolutely no will power and will follow the anyone into any kind of debauchery.

Guy 1: Let's go out drinking
Guy 2: Nah mate, I've just recovered from a 20 hour bender
Guy 1: Ah, go on then...
Guy 2: Ah, OK, why not
Guy 1: Mate, you've got the will power of a lemming

by Benjammin38 January 2, 2009

sticky lemming

The finest of sex acts, you throw you girlfriend/ best friends girlfriend out of a window during sex and you must fire your sticky jozz on her before she hits floor.
hence the name.

guy 1: WTF!! YOU JUST THREW HER OUT THE WINDOW...IM CALLING THE FEDS BRO'.
guy2: its ok maaan, it was a sticky lemming.
guy 1:oh, thats cool.

by bonja October 26, 2007

lemming herder

A person who talks in circles to the point where you get the impression that they are qualified to lead you to a solution until you ultimately discover that they are clueless and you have done it all wrong.

"That guy really sounded like he knew what he was doing so, I went with his way and I bombed in front of my execs. What a lemming herder!"

by delphinus3 April 5, 2010

Lemming lane

Noun~ Any lane on the road (normally at an intersection) where all other vehicles seem to be in for no apparent reason.
Can be any lane

Look Skwirrl, there are 8 cars in the lemming lane and none in the right.

by Lord Gekko May 22, 2008