The legal entitlement for men in the work place to take extended time off during work hours to extricate their bowels i.e. drop the kids off at the pool.

Paturdity comes from a need for equality for men. Woman have maternity leave from work, men should be allowed time off for their own deliveries.

Hey Roy! Where have you been for the last hour? On paturdity leave?

by gus_dodge March 09, 2005

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leave me be

To accept a situation, allowing it to be the same and to leave the person alone.

ME: I am so pissed right now, nothing could help.
YOU: It's really not the end of the world, it's not that bad
ME: No seriously, you dont understand. Leave me be.

by SIN777 June 09, 2008

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Leave In Conditioner

When you jizz in a girls hair.

'I was trying to blow a load on her face but she got some Leave In Conditioner too'

by Carolla Lacky October 04, 2013

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Leave-Behind

When someone "casually" leaves an object or article of clothing in the home of a person they have just randomly slept with - thereby ensuring that they have an excuse to see this person again. Traditionally, the girl who just got slammed leaves her panties behind as a souveneer for the one who pleased her properly. panty,panties, boxers, bra, souveneer, wet panties, panties, her bra's on my ceiling fan now

I had to do another leave behind for Christine this time; because she kept my pajama tops last time as she cooed and said, they "smell like you" (oh yea , , ,).

Donna left her black g-string panties behind at my house, and George thought he should get them because he brought her over ! ! ! - - - ha!

A sweet Leave-Behind for the "Spoiler".

One night, I saw some dainty pink panties and a small bath towel on the sidewalk at Lake George! I think they were either a leave-behind, or a whicked gag.

by Herman45_ - (the spoiler) February 27, 2007

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