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Larry Craig Stall

The empty stall between two men taking a dump. Ensures neither man questions the other's sexual orientation because someone's foot seems to be a little too close to the other stall.

Similar to the I'm not gay seat in movie theaters or the I'm not gay urinal.

Named after the Senator, Larry Craig, who was accused of trying to arrange a homosexual rendevous with an undercover cop by tapping his foot under the side of a bathroom stall.
I just got back from the bathroom, the empty stall between me and the guy who came in after me was the Larry Craig stall.

There were only 3 stalls and the 2 end ones were occupied, so I had to use the Larry Craig stall.
by SovereignGFC October 4, 2009
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Backstage Larry

Backstage worker at "Late Night with Conan O'Brien" in charge of Bessie, the Late Night Lockbox, but doesn't know where the money that should be in it has gone. Has his own theme song, pyrotechnics, and clothing covered in money.
"Here comes Backstage Larry,
Backstage Larry is comin' out!
Here comes Backstage Larry,
All the ladies gonna scream and shout!"
by Kilty McBagpipes January 16, 2005
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larry flynt

The Kentucky born publisher of the well known porno magazine "Hustler", also famous for winning a supreme court case against the fat and moronic reverend jerry fallwell.
by mir April 29, 2004
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Larry Central

Adrian: You want to go to Brett's party?

Geba: Naw...it's Larry Central over there, lets go beat up some hookers tonight.
by Joe Tillywinks August 11, 2009
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Larry Baker

Larry Baker is the sexual act of finding a man named Darrell McNeill. (or any convicted pedophile will do) Then beating the sperm outta his nipples and as the pleasure seeps through your body knowing your doing the world a favor by beating up said pedo, The cops violently cum in and next thing you know your in prison so now you can penetrate the pedo with your BBC (Big Black Cock) and it won't be considered gay.
So for the next 7 days you go Detroit on the pedophile's rectal cavity and as you climax your cock feels like a drug induced boner so as you look at the anus of the pedo you just pillaged like Columbus did to America. You notice he was smuggling drugs into prison so in the end the pedo gets 15 years added on to his prison sentence but as he heard how many years he cummed in his pants.
Person 1: Did you see the Larry Baker story on Fox News?

Person 2: Yeah! God bless him, Now that pedo won't be getting parole anytime soon and will more than likely die of prison rape before being set free in 24 years.
by DonkPZ December 24, 2018
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living like larry

Living like larry means living your best life it means living like youve never lived before because you only live once so if your gonna do anything, do it like larry.
Hey are you living like larry?
Yea larrys the best #livinglikelarry
by ☆ ali reed ☆ April 5, 2019
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Larry Adams

Informal slang term used by prostitutes. it references a client who is bombastic thinking himself God's Gift to all woman. He believes he has extraordinary skills at love and a particularly large, solid penis. In truth, he is an inept lover with a tiny, soft penis often deformed. In some instances, his belly is so big that the prostitute has to lift it up and out of the way to even find the penis, and normal sexual positions don't work.

The prostitute must go to great lengths to pretend sexual pleasure or else he becomes depressed, crying loudly and endlessly. Often, he will not leave demanding sympathy.

The exact origin of this term is not known. Folk lore among prostitutes is that a large, bombastic client looking somewhat like Santa Clause hired a cheap whore from Craigslist in Corpus Christi, Texas. He bragged about his vasectomy and said he was really going to let loose. He told the cheap whore she was in store for the greatest sexual experience of her life. He bragged about the size of his penis and said "it is even larger now that it is swollen from the vasectomy." He pulled it out, and it looked like a shriveled little hot pepper. She asked "is it in" and he started crying endlessly. She didn't know the guy's name, but her fellow prostitutes said "that sounds like Larry Adams." The name stuck and has been used every sense.

Most clients of this type tend to be lawyers.
Prostitute #1

Yeah, I had this John over. He gave me a tip. He was alright. I hope he becomes one of my regulars.

Prostitute #2

Good for you, I had Larry Adams over. I am getting out of the business. It just ain't worth it. I am going back to pulling ticks out of horses at the riding stables.
by UrbanResearcher December 31, 2011
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