Lady Petrol

A name given to an alcoholic beverage such as cheap wine which helps gets a lady going on a night out.

The girls were getting on the lady petrol for the pre lash before hitting the town on a heavy night out...

by lifeofriley August 15, 2010

Poo face lady

Quite simply, an adult female who's face resembles, in no small part, a big fat steaming piece of shit.

Look at that fucking ugly bitch! I really can't think of an expression that captures the entirety of the disgust that I feel upon observing her facial features.

How about 'Poo face lady'?

Hmm, yes, that works. Fucking Poo face lady!

by Professor Smythe April 24, 2006

Ladybug paste

A thin paste made by grinding ladybugs until they reach a thin watery consistency resembling that of Elmer's glue. It's the special ingredient in my 7 layer nacho dip.

Guy 1: What is this?

Guy 2: What is what?
Guy 1: At the bottom of the nacho dip?
Guy 2: Oh, that's my special ingredient, Ladybug paste.
Guy 1: I'm gonna fucking kill you!

by Mommyhole December 13, 2018

Lady Gag

When you misspelled "Lady Gaga".

Reply: Yeah, I've heard about lady gag.

by mwakillz September 5, 2010

landyacht

A large, unwieldy, typically American automobile originating from earlier model years, specifically the 1960s up until the 1990s. General characteristics of a landyacht are tremendous proportions including a length that rivals that of an aircraft carrier, an asphalt crushing curb weight similar to that of a fully grown hippopotamus, giving the landyacht the distinctive Spanish-Galleon-like handling and a gentle, couch-like ride along with the turning radius larger than that of a big rig. Landyachts are typically powered by unnecessarily large big block V8 engines producing hilariously low amounts of horsepower mated to a sloppy 3 or 4 speed automatic transmission. If you spot a landyacht, it is likely making futile attempts to park, attempting a 27-point turn across an intersection, losing a hubcap, or drinking large amounts of fuel at a gas station.

Noteworthy landyachts:
Lincoln Continental
Cadillac Sedan de Ville
Oldsmobile Delta 88
Chevrolet Caprice
Buick Roadmaster
Cadillac Sixty Special
Mercury Colony Park
Ford Country Squire
And the recently discontinued Ford Crown Victoria/Lincoln Town Car/Mercury Grand Marquis

Extended length pickup trucks and SUVs may also be considered landyachts.

Person 1: Holy shit look at that thing, it's like 25 feet long
Person 2: That's a landyacht. Let's watch him try to park.

by jminthemachine March 15, 2015

Netflix lady

The millennial version of a cat lady. Instead of being old and single with a lot of cats, she will binge watch Netflix movies and shows to fill the void of not having a man.

Hey Big Alpa, you should join farmersonly before you end up being a Netflix lady.

by Lil Doogie Pax March 11, 2021

eda the owl lady

a very hot character whom im in love with from the gay show called the owl house or whatever

Person 1: eda the owl lady is so hot
Person 2: i know omg

by urmomsgayforme September 5, 2021