Landline

The opposite of a grenade launcher, but still is ugly.

The awkwardly skinny ugly chick in a group of hot girls.

Simailar to a grenade, but skinnier.

As mentioned on Jersey Shore by Pauly D.

Pauly D - Man, Ronnie is over here hooking up with grenades and landlines.

Guy - I had to take the landline last night, but I got a hot chick later, so it's cool.

by kostovetsky August 3, 2010

A landline Arkwood Man

A landline Arkwood Man is a man that has made it to the top of his game in the transport industry,there is no where he won't go,nothing he won't cart or any hour of the day or day of the week he won't work. A truck driving fuckin legend usually found driving a Kenworth.

He handled that like a landline arkwood man would

by The transport observer June 16, 2023

vietnam landline

When one defecates onto another's chest, then slamming one's hand into the feces making it explode.

"Why's the room covered in shit?"
"John gave Sera a vietnam landline last night."

by JDH656 March 27, 2015

Landline

(n.)An individual's personal phone number. Excludes non personal telephone numbers, and social media messaging.

I want your landline so I can personally message you.

by ShottyBum204 April 19, 2018

Landiside

Landiside is a common term that is used on the Central Coast of California that defines a sort of female social suicide; it is used when someone suddenly switches fashion senses or pretends to be in a social group of their choice when they really aren't in that group.

The word was supposedly created by a few bored teenagers by combining landslide and suicide together. Real classy, right?

Suzie is totally committing landiside. She was dressing like an preppy girl last week, and now she is trying to be a cowgirl this week!

by CaliforniaSheWolf August 19, 2012

Randslide

noun- A campaign loss where you receive only .41 percent of your home state's Presidential caucus primary support.

He only got .41 percent? Sounds like a Randslide.

by hayekfan August 5, 2016

Laneside fold

A quickie on the side of a road or country lane, often involving a car bonnet.

“She was horny as fuck, so we had a laneside fold on the way home!”

by Pinson Close June 14, 2020