Lance

The cool ninja sharpshooter. Occasionally sad bisexual blue boy. Also Keith Kogone’s sexy top . Former blue paladin, currently the red lion’s pilot .

“The names Lance, we were in the same class at the Garrison.”

by Loser_Fangirl_From_Space_ August 13, 2018

lance

To laugh and dance victoriously at the same time, usually in an effort to tease or humiliate someone else after a victory.

If you laugh and dance in an opponents face simultaniously it is a lance.

by pummy April 30, 2009

Lance

Could be compared to a noob or a lewser but still loveable.

Lance is such a noob but I still like to hangout with him.

by The_Sad_Banana December 31, 2011

Lance

A manly stick, an erect penis, a bone.

Suck on my lance and choke on my nuts bitch, cocked and loaded!

by me_idiot May 06, 2006

lancing

town which contains lots of massive losers, usually called squire.

this town is such a lancing

by squire poohead April 03, 2008

Lance

A gay bootyhole with a fat ass. Likes seagulls and loves black girls. Mostly into penises though

Can I borrow your cock jerry

That boy with the big booty, that’s lances big favorite snack

by Lance Of nature October 15, 2020

Lanced

The art of getting properly and utterly trolled beyond recognition...

Damn bro I totally just got Lanced today and didnt even see it coming

by TrolleMasta March 24, 2017