"If you need love consuling, I recommend Mr. Lancaster. He restored my love life and family"
" Mr. Lancaster helped my family through the toughest of times, he saved me from a divorce."
" Mr. Lancaster helped my family through the toughest of times, he saved me from a divorce."
by green sparklezxx April 10, 2020
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Get the Lancaster mug.A small town in Wisconsin where everybody hates it and pretends they don't so nobody leaves. There are more bars and churches than anything else. With five restaurants and one movie theater that only gets movies that are sold on dvd there is aproximately nothing to do except go to the football game, which is all anyone really cares about.
Stranger: Where do you live?
Person:Lancaster
Stranger:In Pennsylvania?
Person: No
Stranger:ohhh, california?
Person:No! Wisconsin! We're in Wisconsin!
Stranger:I don't know where that is
Person:it's by platteville. *proceeds to show them the placement in Wi using their hand as a Wi shape*
Person:Lancaster
Stranger:In Pennsylvania?
Person: No
Stranger:ohhh, california?
Person:No! Wisconsin! We're in Wisconsin!
Stranger:I don't know where that is
Person:it's by platteville. *proceeds to show them the placement in Wi using their hand as a Wi shape*
by ILoveStar April 20, 2017
Get the Lancaster mug.Hitting a wandering deer with a vehicle at maximum speed, usually intentionally, in order to give it a fresh look.
P1: “The new BMW motorcycle just looks a bit off compared to the old one.”
P2: “Yeah, that thing needs to get hit with the Lancaster facelift.”
P2: “Yeah, that thing needs to get hit with the Lancaster facelift.”
by YungYurp September 1, 2025
Get the Lancaster Facelift mug.When you hang a dog with your prolapsed anus in front of it's family whilst elegantly buttfucking it.
Yeah Dave got super pissed at his ex and her family so he gave 'em what-for with the ol' lancaster lasso.
Hey, you goin' to the lancaster lasso party festival this weekend.
Hey, you goin' to the lancaster lasso party festival this weekend.
by trrbltrrbl December 4, 2022
Get the Lancaster Lasso mug.a guy that is popular but has an ever changing personality. whenever he hangs out with a new group of people he will subconsciously alter his personality those of the people around him. overtime, its rare to see him without a group of people, and if you do, he just looks like hes a lost wandering cat. typically short and dumb. however, in the right environment he could excel without being aware of what's going on.
Person 1: Why does Lancaster look so depressed?
Person 2: Yeahhh, hes always like that when hes not surrounded by a bunch of people
Person 2: Yeahhh, hes always like that when hes not surrounded by a bunch of people
by jensimson November 15, 2022
Get the lancaster mug.A city in Northern England full of nosy parkers who can't seem to mind their own business. Examples include getting accosted by an angry security guard for flying a drone over the iconic castle for recreational photography. Another example is walking into a public building and standing next to a staff only door. The third example is walking into the local supermarket, clearly grown adult and picking up a tiny energy drink can from the shelf and getting asked for ID to prove you are aged 16 or older before you get chance to blink. Seriously, it's very typical of Lancaster.
Me: *Flies drone of Lancaster Castle*
Security Guard: OY! BRING THAT DOWN NOW OR IT'LL BE SHOT DOWN, THAT'S ILLEGAL IT'S CROWN PROPERTY!
Security Guard: OY! BRING THAT DOWN NOW OR IT'LL BE SHOT DOWN, THAT'S ILLEGAL IT'S CROWN PROPERTY!
by LordJenal August 28, 2022
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