Dog fucker, condescending liar, loves making false accusations (partnered with his "breeder" girlfriend), worthless piece of shit, useless waste of life. Glory-seeking fire-fighting wacker that thinks he is worth something. Settles for being a useless lazy person that pays nothing to support his children, with a minimal job & no aspiration for growth; piece of shit by definition.
by anonymous June 16, 2023
Get the Village Idiot of Northern Lancaster Countymug. a guy that is popular but has an ever changing personality. whenever he hangs out with a new group of people he will subconsciously alter his personality those of the people around him. overtime, its rare to see him without a group of people, and if you do, he just looks like hes a lost wandering cat. typically short and dumb. however, in the right environment he could excel without being aware of what's going on.
Person 1: Why does Lancaster look so depressed?
Person 2: Yeahhh, hes always like that when hes not surrounded by a bunch of people
Person 2: Yeahhh, hes always like that when hes not surrounded by a bunch of people
by jensimson November 15, 2022
Get the lancastermug. "If you need love consuling, I recommend Mr. Lancaster. He restored my love life and family"
" Mr. Lancaster helped my family through the toughest of times, he saved me from a divorce."
" Mr. Lancaster helped my family through the toughest of times, he saved me from a divorce."
by green sparklezxx April 10, 2020
Get the Mr. Lancastermug. by WizardOaura January 14, 2024
Get the Lancastermug. When you hang a dog with your prolapsed anus in front of it's family whilst elegantly buttfucking it.
Yeah Dave got super pissed at his ex and her family so he gave 'em what-for with the ol' lancaster lasso.
Hey, you goin' to the lancaster lasso party festival this weekend.
Hey, you goin' to the lancaster lasso party festival this weekend.
by trrbltrrbl December 4, 2022
Get the Lancaster Lassomug. by 18284833 September 21, 2021
Get the Lancaster Housemug. The cheap street maccies in lanny - honestly best place to hang out until you get chucked out (although if you aren't there in a big group it'd dead asf and you'll probably leave in fear of getting clarted ) Ripley, LRGS and LGGS especially enjoy the scatty tables as for the grammar kids especially it's the inky place to meet people of the opposite gender. So many druggies outside tho.
Lancaster mcdonalds: the best place in town
Oi you coming to Lancaster mcdonalds
Yeah wbu
Yeah
Nice
I think I like you , you want fries
Yeah lad
Oi you coming to Lancaster mcdonalds
Yeah wbu
Yeah
Nice
I think I like you , you want fries
Yeah lad
by Mulletpatrol May 23, 2022
Get the Lancaster mcdonaldsmug.