lachlan 

a little boy who happens to be the biggest asshole on the planet

teacher: 'please define emo class'

class: 'lachlan'

lachlan by honkeydonkey May 16, 2018

Lachlan 

One of the most wonderful people you will ever meet. He’s loving and caring, he knows how to make you smile. Often looks down on himself due to self esteem issues but of what little love he uses for himself he’ll use for you tenfold. A bit of work but the process of loving him is amazing and you’ll enjoy being with him during every minute. Handle with care.

Also very horny practically vibrating with hormones be careful or you may lose some clothes.

“Lachlan really out here for that pussy huh?”
“Isn’t Lachlan the greatest?”
“Really Lachlan? Horny again?”
“Lachlan thinks consent is sexy.”

Lachlan by paruresisin August 9, 2020

Lachlan 

An extremely hot girl,nice upper chest. Extremely smart and attractive person.

Man, that girl is a Lachlan; dang she is hot with such a fine body.

Lachlan by fdsisfdjisadfj April 7, 2009

lachlan 

Someone who is a noob (that is, has no will to learn). They generally spend their time queefing instead of learning. They could also be described as clueless or/and unmotivated

You see that lachlan? Why does he queef instead of learn?
What a lachlan!

lachlan by jesuswozhere May 13, 2010

Lachlan 

Lachlan is an amazing person,lachlan will do anything for his friends and he's never too shy to go up to his girlfriend Lachlan has a contagious smile that can make anyone happy. He has the ability to make anyone laugh even when they're not in the mood. Lachlan mostly acts tough in front of his friends, he's actually a really interesting individual and has a lot of secret talents. Lachlan can be a very annoying person to be around sometimes and he always gives you a reason to be mad at him but you really only need one reason to forgive him that's how amazing he is. Lachlan has a heart of gold, spending a few seconds with Lachlan can make you feel really special. If you ever see someone named Lachlan go ahead and introduce yourself. You won't regret it. Who ever ends up dating him is one lucky girl.

girl 1: OMG Lachlan is so nice and damn look at those abs I really want to talk to him!

girl 2: Don't be scared or you're going to miss out.

Lachlan by cococherry June 26, 2019

lachlan 

that kid i hate

Me: "I hate that kid!"

lachlan by L337 H4X0R March 17, 2003

Lachlan 

ugly assed, shit in bed with a nutsack larger than penis,
loves the cock from behind

lachlan likes it in the bum.

Lachlan by angie d bro September 4, 2008