What is Love?

Love is constrained optimsation.

What is Love? It is the maximised value of the utility function with respect to others such that the capacity of the heart and mind for empathy is less than or equal to its constraint.

by ConstrainedOptimiserNumber4387 March 3, 2018

shrek is love, shrek is life

THE reason to hide your kids from the internet

I saw "shrek is love, shrek is life," I understand most parents now.

by WastedTime2032 February 12, 2017

Shrek Is Love

To Have A Abnormally Shrexual Attraction To Shrek.

Shrek Is Love Shrek is Life I want Shrek in My Bed tonight.

by Mike Hunt onmablles October 4, 2020

What is Love?

Baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more!

What is love? LOVE! Baby don't hurt me don't hurt me no more

by KNICO KNICO KNEECAPS December 11, 2021

Sex-is-love Disorder

When a (usually) woman equates sex with love, thinking that because a man had sex with her, it means that he loves her. In men, it is often a nerdy type who has sex out of his league and turns into a total obsessive. Is often the trigger for stalkerish behaviour.

Dude, you can't bang her, she has Sex-is-love Disorder!

by Matti! Matti! Matti! January 4, 2011

what is love?

fruit? no
bread? no
fruit and bread? probably not

is it a conversation?
jim: hi
pat (or bob): hi
J: hi
P(or B): hi
J: do you like mice?
P(or B): no
J:bye
P(or B): bye
NOT LOVE

is it a fruitful sales deal?
yes(no)
actually
no(maybe)

is it a hearty breakfast?
mmm, my favorite brand.

is it a 4 letter word that you can use in various ways that are mostly positive?
HELL YEAH

person: what is love?
bill wurtz fans: shows the video
person: suddenly become genius

by tntbrine June 16, 2020

Shrek is love

When you get penatrated by Shrek you say shrek is love

Ohhh ya,,SHREK IS LOVE OHH YAAA SHREKK

by Say sike right now October 9, 2019