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Lorenzo Von Matterhorn

Lorenzo Von Matterhorn was born in Switzerland in the spring of 1974. He was placed in a basket and tossed into a river immediately following his birth. After traveling downstream for miles, he was found by a young Milanese woman who raised him, naming his Lorenzo after her father, and Von Matterhorn to reflect his Swiss heritage.

Lorenzo was diagnosed with a condition called phallumegally (bigness of penis) at a young age. He grew up unable to ride a bike or feel comfortable in a locker room or a regular pair of shorts. He has applied for penis reduction surgery many times, but the doctors have said that, sadly, that is not an option.

He is the founder of Von Matterhorn Industries International Unlimited Global Inc., or VMIIUGI, and was once named billionaire of the week by Big Business Journal.

See The Lorenzo Von Matterhorn.
By pretending to be Lorenzo Von Matterhorn, Barney managed to convince a woman to sleep with him.
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Lori Loud

Lori Loud is a character from the Nickelodeon show “The Loud House.” Lori is the oldest child at 17 years old. She is very bossy towards her younger siblings, is obsessed with texting her boyfriend, Bobby, and has a bad habit of using the word “literally.” She has blonde hair, wears a blue tank top and light brown shorts, and white earrings.
Lori Loud is an absolute babe!
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Lord Billy

This cult is founded by Youtuber Nux Taku and is the the name that he and his fambase uses to go undercover and raid other Twitch streamers chats.
( It’s Referred to as a cult to freakout Twitch streamers and it is not religious )
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Lord Tachanka

The one man army, he will save half of Russia with his LMG alone, he is our saviour
Him: Pick a useful operator
Me: Lord Tachanka
(gets kicked)
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Lord evilsnake

A rare Hero from OGame with a single mission: #MakeOGameGreatAgain.

He is also the #1 enemy of the villainous Madoka of OGame.

He is also very famous for his Greetings letters.
Erik: Who is your favorite OGame player of all time?
kewlness: No doubt, it is Lord evilsnake.
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Lord Diavolo

The red haired and hot boomer who has a prideful right hand man and a bangable butler. A color changing demon lord who grew up in solidarity. He just needs a lot of love, hes so precious. Also, he has an extremely contagious laugh.
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LORD KSI

LORD KSI refers to the title the Fatneek, KSI, gave himself after receiving a lordship from Youtube and Instagram champ realbearus.
Do you watch LORD KSI on youtube?
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