ling ling

A person of asian origin or legacy.

There are currently more than 3,879,000,000 ling ling people spread around the globe!

by NightfallUD December 24, 2010

Ling Ming'D

When an asian girl gives you a blowjob after a massage.

Dude, that maseuse Ling Ming'D me after my massage

by Papi Chulo Platano November 26, 2007

Ling’s ritual

Pleasing yourself so hard, your bellend pops

I did Ling’s ritual last night, I had to have seven stitches but it was worth it.

by Edward Ling September 27, 2017

Ling ling

Ling ling is a fetish that has only been reported by one individual, so not very common at all. The fetish is where you get aroused by licking presents

Xmas morning is always a tough one with family around fighting back the urge to do my ling ling #lickingpresents #woody

by Tigerstyles February 24, 2022

ling lings

having ling lings is basically the same as having hoes.

i have 15 ling lings

by ling ling master August 3, 2021

Ling Ling

Child violinist Prodigy who practices 40 hours a day non-stop. Graduated and became doctor at age 5 while continuously practicing the violin. Can play 100 note per second. If he doesn't practice his father will kung pao his chicken. Is a social construct, rival's name: Chica.

Ling Ling already become doctor, ling ling solve rubik's cube before birth.

by Supreme EmperorGod of Universe June 26, 2019

ling ling

ling ling is someone asian / chinese. some asians get offended by it and some don’t really care so just watch how you use it. It can be racist sometimes.

non chinese person: “hey ling ling”
chinese person: “don’t call me that”

by dhdnalpeornrbt October 14, 2019