Parliament lights

A smooth and relaxing light cigarette that everyone loves. And gives a great buzz

Tim:Yo Jon you gotta cig?
Jon:Yeah i got some newport lights on my desk.
Tim: Newports are nasty, i want some parliament lights. I gotta say Jon, you have the worst taste in cigarettes.

by kman998 March 14, 2010

whoa lights

The lights that unfortunately come on at the end of the night at the club. This usually alerts the victim that he has spent the last 2 hours talking to a chick that is gross. This surprises the victim who was under the impression that he/she was talking to an attractive girl/guy until the lights came on and made him say... whoa this bitch/dude is ugly. Hence "whoa lights"

Nick: Yo Rob, did you bang that chick I saw you talking to at the club last night?

Rob: Hell no! The whoa lights came on and I realized she had a God Damn wart on her cheek.

by dirkdiggler9969 April 24, 2009

Douche Lights

Annoyingly bright headlights that some idiots choose to customize their cars with while blinding everybody else on the road

I was driving home last night when this asshole with douche lights pulls up behind me and tails me for two exits. I couldn't see a fucking thing.

by Buck Naked 212 September 9, 2009

Runway lights

When a girl has sweaty balls constantly slapping against her chin creating acne on her chin in the pattern of runway lights.

Dudley: Dude, Monica has some serious Runway lights!
Zack: I know, she does suck a lot of dick.

by hmxprs January 17, 2010

run red lights

Having sex with a woman on her (period) menstrual cycle.

John: " yo, last night was crazy."
Joe: " so, did you fuck her or nah?"
John: " hell nah, she wants me to run red lights."
Joe: " ain't nothing wrong with a little blood. "
John: " fuck that SHIT! red mean STOP! (LOL)

by BO$$LADY January 3, 2014

Camel lights

The name for camel's light cigarettes before they were forced to switch the name to "camel blues." This switch was required by a bill passed in 2009 which banned the use of the word "light" in cigarette advertising, because it conveys the sense that a "light" cigarette is safer than a regular one. There is generally a consensus that camel lights and camel blues are the same cigarette, but some die hard camel light smokers insist that it is altogether a different tasting smoke.

Young guy: Hey, would you like a camel light?

Old homeless guy: Are you kidding me? Those aren't real camel lights, they stopped making those in '09. Camel blues burn much faster and taste like chemicals. They aren't even close to the real thing. Yes, I'll have one.

by DXMan997 June 8, 2015

Red LED Lights

they're horny

oh shiit she has red led lights on bro shes horny

by mangolango December 29, 2020