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Krittle

the weird little bits that flake off the edges of very old (well, post-1880s), very brittle newspapers when you touch them.

First documented use: while working on newspaper survey/shelf-read for employer.
In use: “OMG, I’m covered with krittles!” “Hey, sweep up that pile of krittle, wouldja?” “Dear god,I’ve inhaled a lungful of krittle.”

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Krittlacious Period (refers to post-1880s)

Krittle Mines of Moria (self-explanatory)

Krittle Drifts (deep piles of krittle left on floor after handling items from the Krittlacious Period).
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Kristen Stewart smiling

There is no such thing.
Dude: Hey man I just think just saw Kristen Stewart smiling
Other Dude: There is no such thing..
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Kristena

A very unique name deriving from the name
"Kristin" or power or beauty
the name kristena means in German and Latin follower of Christ

People named Kristena are liked by everyone
and have a lot of friends.

Occassionally Kristena could be hot specifically a nice ass

But most of the time they're just ok looking and are very friendly people
"Dude, kristena gave me 2,000 dollars! She's sooooo nice"

"Yo, that nice ass could only belong to a kristena"
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kriste

Pretty smart girl who likes to go out and enjoy time with her family. Tall and long brown hair. Very generous and always likes to help other people who are in need
Did you hear about kriste she is so nice and beautiful!
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Kristen

Slang for "most awesome girl ever"
Usually extremely beautiful. can surprise you at what she can do. very outgoing. can be emotional at times, but mostly just wants to party!
Very hott girl that you won't seem to every forget about,amazing personality and great figure.
An amazing person, not likely to ever leave your thoughts, always to the be te only one on your mind. Incredibly beautiful, nice, smart, caring, and all-around great . Her eyes gleem with a radiance of a thousand stars, her lips draw you in, like magnets, her love is like life, without it, you surely cannot live.
Being of extreme beauty, class, and creativity.

Also happens to be pretty rad.
An extremely intimidating person
Possibly may be small, but don't let it fool you.
The girl who makes you want to be a better man. Shes incredibly smart, funny, and stunningly beautiful. You are often thankful for every second that she is a part of your life and lament the times that you arent talking to her because with her every second is like being in heaven.Often a girl with spunk that other girls fear.Hates drama usually and normally doesnt do well with guys who cheat.Loves to go out an party. Never doubt her cause shes always changing and you dont ever truely know what shes thinking.
Wow, she is SO Kristen!
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kristen

usually extremely beautiful. can surprise you at what she can do. very outgoing. can be emotional at times, but mostly just wants to party!
kristen: so my boyfriend broke up with me. i was sad at first but now i just want to party!
friend: his loss, you're extremely beautiful anyways!
kristen: watch me do this drop kick on my ex!
friend: wow; that's surprising of you, kristen!
by YoItsKristenAP April 29, 2008
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Dirty Kristen

When a sexy witch with a nice ass lures a man in to perform sex magick and then steals his wallet and anything worth of value once he falls asleep.
Belinda- Wow Kris Did you see how that piece of shit treated that girl?
Kris- Ya girl, I seen that! I’m gonna Dirty Kristen his bitch ass at 3.
by Kris Vee March 30, 2020
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