Krittle 

the weird little bits that flake off the edges of very old (well, post-1880s), very brittle newspapers when you touch them.

First documented use: while working on newspaper survey/shelf-read for employer.

In use: “OMG, I’m covered with krittles!” “Hey, sweep up that pile of krittle, wouldja?” “Dear god,I’ve inhaled a lungful of krittle.”

Related items:

Krittlacious Period (refers to post-1880s)

Krittle Mines of Moria (self-explanatory)

Krittle Drifts (deep piles of krittle left on floor after handling items from the Krittlacious Period).

Krittle by minerbabe December 2, 2009

krittle 

A fat ugly girl that works at the manor. Usually, when she says anything with the letter 's' in it, it sounds like a fart noise.

IE "I Ju(fart noise)t dont know what to think anymore". krittle

krittle by uncle johnny April 7, 2008

Kritter

a furry lil animal that gets into everything

the kritter got into the cupboards and ate all the cookies

Kritter by KritterKat June 12, 2007

Kittled 

When you are smoking Cannabis out of some sort of device and there are no more hits and or taste's like ass.

Stoner 1: "Is this is shit still hitting?"

Stoner 2: "Nah man that shit is kittled...."

Stoner 1: "Wuuuuttttttttt"

Kittled by JrokinEmhoes October 1, 2009

Kittle 

To be great in every way. A greatness that came before space and time and goes beyond consiousness and belief. A combination of omnipotent, awesome, godly and great etc...

He was so Kittle!

I love it, its totaly Kittle!

I wish he was Kittle!

Ive never seen something that big, he was Kittle!

Kittle by Jimmy Kay January 10, 2009

Kristle 

The most horribly fascinating girl you will ever meet, complicated to understand and impossible to stay mad at, she will disappoint you often but in the end you will find that you still love her regardless. She has a good heart and means the best but her brain is highly polluted and she is capable of destroying the world so approach with caution. Can be characterized by a nice smile, pretty eyes, and has an affinity to be awkwardly adorable. Weaknesses include holy water, tall men, a stake through the heart and apples.

I spotted a wild Kristle yesterday.

Kristle by Tnt789 February 5, 2010

Kittless 

One completely lacking in the attributes of a Kitta

"How about that kittless one over there"
"She'll have to wait until I've got my beer goggles well and truly on mate"

Kittless by Anoneemouse January 6, 2004