Kristian and Laura

At one point both of us will be long gone, and all that will be left of our epic friendship for future generations of users to look at is this entry.

-Look at these girls, they look like they’re really having fun over there.

-Yeah, it’s Kristian and Laura.

by Laurahatesyoumore January 23, 2023

Kristian martin

A beautiful rock or someone who works for border control. Kristian martin is simply a badass. Talented in spinning rifles, steals chicken nuggets... Identical twin to Tim Martin

Person #1: "Was that "Kris Martin?"
Person #2: "Kris Martin" is such a pretty rock ."
person #3: "I think "Kris Martin" is dating someone named Ken.."
Kristian Martin is a rock

by Navygirl October 18, 2012

Kristian budd

A mean person/ bully

Girl 1: he called me fat
Girl 2: sounds like a Kristian budd

by Suckkkkkurrrrrnannnnngyyyy October 22, 2017

Lars Kristian

Lars Kristian is a terrific guy with a way to much love for sheeps.
Lars Kristian is often to be seen with one og his hundred grandmothers and grandfathers. He works with weed

So you are om love with sheeps, then you totally took an Lars Kristian

by Struddelsøten4427 October 10, 2018

ole kristian

Ole Kristian means you have a big penis

Girl: Omg you have a Ole Kristian

by Gibbert November 11, 2018

Kristian Balli

I guy who is an amazing, caring, hot, safe, and wonderful guy. This guy is the person you will want to spend your whole life with, and you will want to someday marry him and have a wonderful future with this guy.

Kristian Balli is my man.

by 09052010forever December 14, 2010

Kristian Lenart

A fat forehead fuck with a small micropenis and cannot get any of the sweet puss

Look at Kristian Lenart

by ADUMAWTF July 5, 2018