Arminian Koi Carp

1) large and expensive species of carp – eats a lot
2) a character in the Arminian mythology. Going back to the writing of Plinius the Elder and originating from the Japanese word for lover 'koibito' – hortcut koi

3) user of the online banking service Revolut

4) Italo-German Individual sharing a flat with a sex addicted and neurotic baron, a communist but still hating his 9to5 job Greek, and an Arab who thinks he is Italian.

i) "Look that guy looks like Wilson Gonzales Ochsenknecht, he must be an Arminian Koi Carp!"
ii) "Save the Arminian Koi Carp!"
iii) "An Arminian Koi Carp called me today. He wouldn't stop talking about this thing called Revolut."
iv) "Hello, I am a Arminian Koi Carp"

by Not an Arminian Koi Carp May 28, 2018

koi be

It means, 'Where are you?' in Bengali and often used among friends coz it's an informal way of speaking 'apni kothay achen?'

Koi Be? I've been waiting here for about 30 minutes.

by typical Indian October 6, 2023

koy

used to call someone a pussy bitch without them knowing

so basically another word for pussy bitch

jeremy: yo my why the jeronimo bailed out on the sesh blud

erle: no fucking way fam koy mother fucker

by stillavirginat60 March 3, 2023

Koi fishing

When 2 people suck each other's toes 69 style. References those cliché koi pictures where each fish's mouth is by the other's tail.

Those freaks were caught koi fishing in the attic!

by MaverickSquad May 18, 2023

Swedish koi pond

This can only be performed by the uncut brothers. When the foreskin is stretched upward to make what appears to be a small cup and is then filled with what ever liquid is desired and Swedish fish are placed into the “pond”.

“Mike send the boys a pic of your Swedish koi pond!”

Mike: “I lost one in there from last time!”

by Koi pond guy March 9, 2024

Koi

Koi is a fish and a stupid one. He has lavish hair and he is dumb. This is true. This started over him arguing over every pity thing. Wow he is stupid.

Koi is a idiot

by ImaangeMaker February 28, 2022

Koy

Koy is as close as you're going to get to a "slur" for a group of people that aren't discriminated against. I'm talking of course, about GINGERS. When your ginger friends are pissing you off, call them a fucking "Koy". Koy is based on the word "Koi" which refers to the domesticated amur carp, typically a bright orange in color.

Person 1: "Look at that fucking koy. Ugly bastard."
Person 2: "Wow. You really hate gingers!"
Person 1: "A ginger killed my entire family."

by hot-snails April 28, 2022