kittens mittens

A sarcastic term used to describe someone after an accomplishment.

Jesse: I got a B on my test.

Amanda:I recieved an A!

Jesse: Well, aren't you the kittens mittens.

by Shannnon July 3, 2006

kittenshittin

Your beloved nickname for your cat that takes a shit every morning at the absolute worst time so that you get to enjoy the smell of their horrid stench throughout your morning routine but you still love them anyway so you call them Kittenshittin.

Oh man, Kittenshittin took a real bad one this morning. I literally passed out.

by yourassfartsrainbows October 3, 2016

kittens

A small feline/cat who stays by their mother most of the time.

Josh said "What wonderful kittens there are!"

by Rainbow Pooper Of The World May 26, 2018

kittens4gnff

kittens4gnff (aka theofficiallumpypizza) is the best and kindest person in this universe they have the best sense of humour, are very kind and so accepting. gnferys loves them so so much and thinks they deserve the world <333333

kittens4gnff is so kind and the best person ever

by mcyttok September 12, 2021

Kill kittens

To masturbate. This term comes from the saying "every time you masturbate god kills a kitten." To say how many times you have masturbated, you say I have killed x number of kittens.

Zeb: That's why I'm on facebook! (not to kill kittens)

Alex: How many kittens have you killed?

Zeb: I'll just say its technically kitten genocide..

Alex: Genocide means you killed enough of them so that they can't reproduce fast enough to fill the population void....... aw... I love kittens...

Zeb: KITTEN GENOCIDE I TELL YOU!!

by Ho_b0 May 4, 2012

throwing kittens

get really angry about something

Harry is really angry about that. I just saw him throwing kittens at Rafael

by chopper recharge January 29, 2015

"free kittens" deal

Refers to an offer/proposal/situation where the items or circumstances appear to be favorable or legitimate as they are initially presented, but then turn out to be a "bottomless pit" of required labor, responsibility, and/or financial resources.

A brand new ink-jet printer for only $29.95 may seem like a bargain, but it's actually a "free kittens" deal, because replacing the ink cartridges will cost more than the printer.

by QuacksO March 4, 2015