kite whacker

the stereo-typical name for white people often used by African- Americans in public areas. Another word for white cracker

look at that kite whacker with his confederate flag

by drewslaw the coleslaw May 20, 2010

Kite Tesla

A person who drives a Tesla as fast as a kite. This is the type of person who likes to show off their Tesla when they drive through a Starbucks line.

Did you see Kite Tesla drive through the Starbucks line?

Yeah, I did. He ordered an iced black coffee with no cream.

by Crayon Pop February 7, 2020

kite landboard

Kitesurfing on land using a mountain board.

"How'd you sprain your ankle"
"I hurt it while kite landboarding, jumped 15 feet in the air and came down pretty hard."

by kchinook January 15, 2009

Red kiting

Running around with a used tampon as if it were a kite

Steven went red kiting with danielle’s Tampax and tripped so he got a dragon stamp

by Whitdad7 January 26, 2018

Flying Kites

The effect of having just smoked marijuana and being "higher" than normal.

I turned to my friend and asked, "I think today is a nice day for flying kites. Don't you?"

In turn my friend said, "...but it's night...and we don't have kites."

I shook my head, "I mean lets go smoke that fuzzy green stuff you dork."

by Moira Nyx November 4, 2009

fly the kite

To leave a secret message where only your intended recipient should be able to find it.

In Gang Related, Ryan told Daniel to "fly the kite." Later, Ryan fished a note out of the toilet tank of some cheap Mexican restaurant after ordering 2 tacos.

by 3H3 August 2, 2014

Ass Kite

A kite that is spawned, and flown, out of your asshole

"That's a really nice ass kite, nick jonas."
"Thanks, i have no friends"

by McDoozle March 1, 2009