This is a theme park that is located about 20 miles Northeast of Cincinnati. Quite popular in the area, it is common to act as a hub for the teens, young adults, and families, as well as the local obese, smokers, rednecks, and white trash. The obese, however, are the rejects of the rejects at Kings Island. I have witnessed several instances of our unhealthily overweight friends being denied passage on the roller coasters due to seat size, and possibly maximum weight capacities. Then, instead of taking advantage of the opportunity to exercise by walking around the theme park, severely fat people rent mobility scooters instead. Wow. The smokers merely set the general aroma that is often associated with King’s Island. Rednecks always capitalize the “Take a friend Tuesday” offer that comes with a Gold Season Pass Upgrade, usually in the form of purchasing an average of 5 passes per family, then going to P.K.I. with the whole family every Tuesday. As for the white trash, just imagine a combination of the last three groups of people. That’s right. A 300 pound, 45 year old woman waving around a cigarette, donning a two piece bathing suit. “Things that make you go buhuhuh”. How are the rides? Well, before you ride the Son Of Beast, or S.O.B., as I call it, make sure that you are: A- under 5 foot 6, B- purchase a personal hydraulic system for your seat, and C- inject novocaine into your midsection. Top Gun, like a couple other rides, is over-rated. It’s about 15 seconds long. Drop Zone is a 200-somethin foot tower that, you guessed it, takes you up and drops you. Compare to smoking crack. If you are within spittin’ distance of this ride, wear a poncho. I didn’t, and I barely survived. All of the rides with lap-bars had seatbelts recently installed, so there is always some idiot that takes 5 minutes to open their lap bar, then they get all excited once they figure out how to open it, try and jump up, but realize their seatbelt is still on. The scariest ride in the park is Face Off. Like Top Gun and Drop Zone, it’s named after a movie. The seats face each other on a hanging train. What’s so scary about it? Well, you just might be stuck facing one of those fat women wearing a two-piece, and she just might puke skyline chili all over your paranoid ass, since remember, she’s facing you. Viking Fury is a must ride, but you are a pussy if you sit in the middle. Stay out of the pond that is in front of it; a 4-foot long monster fish lives in there. Overall, the park remains quite successful, though it doesn’t even compare to Cedar Point. If you don’t visit King’s Island very often, or never have, go ahead, spend some time there. If you are a local teen or young adult that has visited the place so many times that you can relate to most of this shit, there is a movie theatre only a half a mile down the road. Go there for a change.
A lugee falling 200-somethin feet from Drop Zone to land on my body was probability’s way of reminding me that I nearly spend too much time at the damned place.
by Paultheman July 7, 2005
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King's Quest was really cool in the '80s when I was growing up, but by the end of the '90s they destroyed it.
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Certain Boys in Year 10 2007 should be exterminated, the names of which will not be released in this.. blog?
Unless of course your name happens to be
-Michael
-Christopher
-Lachlan
-James
-Thomas or
-Daniel.
There are now THREE students remaining in the year who have not been named, and their privacy will be repected.
We at your sister school have a short message for all of you:
No matter how much we despise the discos we have with you,
no matter how boring it is that you all come dressed the same,
and no matter how much it annoys us that you never take into consideration HOW MUCH TIME it takes to get us to look that slutty,
we will continue attending your boring discos, simply because we have no other social gatherings to attend, or because our Year Co-Ordinator is an absolute LEGEND and deserves a medal, and he puts a lot of work into organising these discos, so we go just to make him happy.
We love you ERNIE!!
thankyou.
that is all.
Certain Boys in Year 10 2007 should be exterminated, the names of which will not be released in this.. blog?
Unless of course your name happens to be
-Michael
-Christopher
-Lachlan
-James
-Thomas or
-Daniel.
There are now THREE students remaining in the year who have not been named, and their privacy will be repected.
We at your sister school have a short message for all of you:
No matter how much we despise the discos we have with you,
no matter how boring it is that you all come dressed the same,
and no matter how much it annoys us that you never take into consideration HOW MUCH TIME it takes to get us to look that slutty,
we will continue attending your boring discos, simply because we have no other social gatherings to attend, or because our Year Co-Ordinator is an absolute LEGEND and deserves a medal, and he puts a lot of work into organising these discos, so we go just to make him happy.
We love you ERNIE!!
thankyou.
that is all.
Dam, there are very few boys at The Kings School worth going to those boring discos for!
There is one single Tara Girl Who has an unspoken obsession for the boys at The Kings School, and she lives near the beach...
The Kings School consists of gorilla like creatures, most of whom are named Michael, Christopher, Lachlan, James, Thomas or Daniel.
There is one single Tara Girl Who has an unspoken obsession for the boys at The Kings School, and she lives near the beach...
The Kings School consists of gorilla like creatures, most of whom are named Michael, Christopher, Lachlan, James, Thomas or Daniel.
by OMGLIKEWTFSHUTUP December 13, 2008
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They think they’re so hot but in reality, we are almost definitely certain that their mum’s had to tie steaks around their necks just to get the dogs to play with them.. No wonder they sent them to an all boys’ school. All of you together could be the poster children for Birth Control. You all look like you got caught in a terrible fire and put each others’ faces out with forks. The last time I saw something that looked like you, I pinned a tail on it.
The motto for one group in particular is “Reduce Reuse Recycle” in light of the amount of girls they go through.
They say Tara Year 10 are lame for "drinking to fit in" but let’s cast our minds back and remind ourselves why boys have recently been suspended. Funny, isn’t it?
Monobrow Steph M? You’ve scored the gold with your big noses and egos, what a shame you weren't blessed like that in other areas that count. Don’t worry though, some people think size doesn’t matter… a very small few but none-theless…
Now these boys think girls go to watch soccer to perve on them. Let us assure you, this is definitely NOT the case. Lets’ count the number of Tara girls at Year 10 soccer games and the number of girls at the firsts game. See, experi-ence matters, boys!
You act as if you hate us Tara girls so much but in reality, wouldn’t you use your muscles you brag on about, pick up your school and move away from us?
Really boys, you’ve been beaten by girls.. We’d be ashamed if we were half as retarded as you.
And the funniest thing is if we consist of a “Man Clan” it’s because we’re twice as manly as you’ll ever be and still twice the woman that you’ll ever have.
They think they’re so hot but in reality, we are almost definitely certain that their mum’s had to tie steaks around their necks just to get the dogs to play with them.. No wonder they sent them to an all boys’ school. All of you together could be the poster children for Birth Control. You all look like you got caught in a terrible fire and put each others’ faces out with forks. The last time I saw something that looked like you, I pinned a tail on it.
The motto for one group in particular is “Reduce Reuse Recycle” in light of the amount of girls they go through.
They say Tara Year 10 are lame for "drinking to fit in" but let’s cast our minds back and remind ourselves why boys have recently been suspended. Funny, isn’t it?
Monobrow Steph M? You’ve scored the gold with your big noses and egos, what a shame you weren't blessed like that in other areas that count. Don’t worry though, some people think size doesn’t matter… a very small few but none-theless…
Now these boys think girls go to watch soccer to perve on them. Let us assure you, this is definitely NOT the case. Lets’ count the number of Tara girls at Year 10 soccer games and the number of girls at the firsts game. See, experi-ence matters, boys!
You act as if you hate us Tara girls so much but in reality, wouldn’t you use your muscles you brag on about, pick up your school and move away from us?
Really boys, you’ve been beaten by girls.. We’d be ashamed if we were half as retarded as you.
And the funniest thing is if we consist of a “Man Clan” it’s because we’re twice as manly as you’ll ever be and still twice the woman that you’ll ever have.
The Kings school Boy 1: Oi so how many Year Ten Tara girls in the same group have you gone out with???
The Kings school Boy 2 (not naming ppl “charloie”): The same amount as the number of guys that have come out of the closet at this school.
Kings Boy 1: Oh! That many?!
The Kings school Boy 2 (not naming ppl “charloie”): The same amount as the number of guys that have come out of the closet at this school.
Kings Boy 1: Oh! That many?!
by abdiuehadjfhadhf September 11, 2008
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2-10: Drink for that many seconds (beer or mixed drink)
J: Take a shot (JD, preferably)
Q: Play a game (questions, rhyme, etc), loser takes a shot
K: Pour a shot into the king's cup. Loser takes the triple shot
A: Take a double shot
Alternative: Guess the card's color before drawing. If you choose correctly, give the card to someone else. If you choose wrong, take the card.
2-10: Drink for that many seconds (beer or mixed drink)
J: Take a shot (JD, preferably)
Q: Play a game (questions, rhyme, etc), loser takes a shot
K: Pour a shot into the king's cup. Loser takes the triple shot
A: Take a double shot
Alternative: Guess the card's color before drawing. If you choose correctly, give the card to someone else. If you choose wrong, take the card.
I played real man's King's Cup and now I feel like I'm going to die.
Real man's king's cup will put hair on your chest.
Real man's king's cup will put hair on your chest.
by loquid March 2, 2008
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