no kidding colombo

See no shit sherlock

Meaning obvoisly, in a really sarcastic way.
Used instead of `no shit sherlock` in schools or where swearing aint allowed, but also as a change : Ha.
Like Sherlock colombo was a detective its on english tv dont know if it is anywhere else .

Made up by my mate :

Chris : "Did you know that tomorow is Tuesday?"
Lizz : "No kidding colombo!"

Lizz : "Did you know A is before B ? "
Chris : "No kidding colombo"

by Lizzeh-x Bt Made By Chris :] December 13, 2008

Kidding on the Square

A Frankenism, meaning joking, but really meaning it.

Nick: Hey, Frank, how's the wife treatin' ya?
Frank: Fuck you, Nick.
Nick: Kidding on the square, Frank!

by Dorian Black June 21, 2005

kidden

a cockney slang term for an asian

shudda seen this kidden, 12 sandwiches she made me, you could tell she was straight from china town. all she did was squint at me? boom! You could tell she was a kidden, bit of a SEF if you ask me.

by asdfghj65432 January 3, 2011

Kidding Killing

When you tell someone you're going to kill them, but you don't really mean it. You're kidding that you're killing. You can also have "kidding joking" but only in the right context, NO EXCEPTIONS....or I'll kill you...just kidding killing.

Amy: I accidently stole everything that is on your door/wall/carpet etc....
Paulo: I'm going to kill you!!!
Amy: What!?!
Paulo: Just kidding killing.

by 6 4 1 November 8, 2008

You're kidding

No way.

Person one: I just blew Nancy's dogs legs off with a 12 gauge! HAHAHHAHAHA
Person two: You're kidding...

by wowzers1337 November 14, 2016

Kidding

The act of collecting kids and bring them into a white van, luring them by candy.

Derek: Hey what were you doing earlier?
Creepy Pedophile: Oh I was busy kidding.

by Afucktard December 12, 2019

Karate Kidding

Waxing on and off in public places.

What is he doing?

I think.. He's Karate Kidding.

That's legal?

No...but he sure can wax the hell out of whatever he's waxing

by Shakeshisspear January 1, 2011