kidney tits

N. Saggy, vaguely kidney-shaped man-breasts. Can be large or small.

Gonis does not have pecs. Instead, he has a pair of kidney tits.

by AbroadinIreland June 10, 2010

kidney crusher

Very large penis that is used in such a manner that it crushes one's internal organs.

Shannon looks so good after I'm drunk on whiskey that I'd like to run my kidney crusher all up in her.

by Skincane January 22, 2014

kidney block

When your kidneys come out of your body to kick some ass. Side effects may include death.

This guy tried to kidney punch me, but luckily i kidney blocked that motherfucker. Still haven't gotten my kidneys back though.

by AngryPirateVictim October 8, 2016

Kidney Room

Look up, "Restroom"

You: Can I go to the Kidney Room?
God: The what?
You: The Kidney Room
God: THE WHAT?!!
You: The restroom
God: Sure...

by Michael VII May 16, 2017

Kidney-Tickler

An action performed when a phallus or other phallic object creates a tickling sensation typically located around the area of the kidneys or diaphragm.

"I haven't been able to walk right since he gave me a kidney-tickler."

by thekidneytickler March 1, 2019

kiranee

Is very immune to cyanide and takes sacrifices of young children, very sweet though and full of radioactive material.

We have to give our sacrifices to the Kiranee

by Bootylicious Lover 63 November 12, 2021

Kidney man

Me

Person 1: have you heard of kidney man?
Person 2: yes he has all of my kidneys
Logan: give me back my left Kidney, kidney man!

by I Have your Kidneys Logan December 26, 2021