Keystone Species

homo sapiens that only want to drink keystone to become a more primal organism

Wow, that guy has so much keystone that he's a keystone species

by Minton Man mukluks April 13, 2023

Keystone Pipeline

When you hit on a chick in a bar and get SHUTDOWN

He asked her to do the Alaskan Pipeline, but she pulled a Joe Biden and gave him the Keystone Pipeline instead

by Jkprecision October 12, 2023

keystoner

A very safe roller derby team from Pennsylvania. Filled with laughter & good times.

Man 1: What's that ladder doing in the middle of the derby track?
Man 2: We should have a safety meeting about that.

Man 1: You are such a keystoner!
Man 2: Funny thing is, I dont even have a ladder!

by Nemesis5 February 2, 2025

The Keystone Jerker

The act of when you’re taking a state standardized test and you spank yo shit mid test

“Bro look, it’s the Keystone Jerker!”

by Atlasisthicc69 November 6, 2025

keefstoned

He is know for his relieving stress ways and making individuals think so philosophically. His papers roll papers. He is the most clutch man in the world. Keef Stoned

As he smokes a joint it gets longer, keefstoned
the reason adam & eve ate the apple, keefstoned

by SunnnyD November 16, 2010

Keystoning

The act of drinking keystone, whilst enjoying medical and/or recreational marijuana.

"Hey Tits-McGee, what're you doing tonight?" asks Ratchet McPrunkerson
"I don't know. I'm probably just keystoning with my fellow brosephs until I fall into a hottie." responds straight faced Tits-McGee.

by Ratchety McNiggardson September 7, 2013

Keystonians

A small group of dedicated personnel from multiple background whose sole purpose is to provide the utmost professional equipment financing east of the Mississippi with the least amount of stress to it constituents.

When I need a loan, I call the Keystonians!

by KeystonianIT July 12, 2021