Keyboard Warrior

A person who acts tough, or puts down others over the internet.

"Dude this guy was being a Keyboard Warrior to me last night."

"What'd he say?"

"He said I was a stupid and an immature little noob."

by AZNSMADERICE! October 17, 2009

keyboard

What you currently have in front of you. Commonly used to input words into a computer.

Wow! There's a keyboard in front of me right now!

by thlalyi February 7, 2003

Keyblader

A person that plays Kingdom Hearts, the game in which the core weapon is the Keyblade. A person who pwns with the Keyblade.

player 1:Hey, did you play Kingdom Hearts 2 yet?

player 2:Yeah! I'm awesome at it, I'm a total Keyblader!

by khluver April 17, 2010

Keyboard Courage

When another person becomes raged while on the computer and attempts to fight with words over the internet.

Man that dude seems really tough" "No its all just keyboard courage

by Big_Jon_From_Tomball June 22, 2011

Keyboard Gangster

A person who will talk shit to you online, but not to your face. Keyboard Gangsters are weak people, normally the one being bullied or targetted by the class.
Keyboard Gangsters mostly talk about the person's mother, mostly saying that he is doing her or she is with more than one man.
Keyboard Gangsters mostly 'attack' on group chats. They are found all over the internet, mostly in WhatsApp, Facebook and Instagram.

This person is a real Keyboard Gangster, they will talk shit to you online but not to your face.

by IereBoy February 8, 2019

Keyboard Attorney

Random kids on the internet who think they're attorneys without knowing what the hell it is. They think they're lawyers, when in reality they don't know jack, and their moms just told the they're good at arguing and that they should become a lawyer.

Beyond Scared Straight Deputy: Hit me if you want to, girl!

Girl: *Hits deputy

"Lukezilla" from Youtube: "lEgaLLy iF sOmeONe gIvEs yOu pErmISsIon aS tHe OfFiceR dID iT is oKAy tO hIt tHe pERson gIRl dID nOthIng wRonG"

Me: Okay "Lukezilla". Smh, so many Keyboard Attorneys out here

Lukezilla's mom: "Lukey stop being a Keyboard Attorney and go to bed"

Lukezilla: Shut up bitch I'll kill you!

by Killmonger55485 May 24, 2020

Custom Keyboard

The thing you buy when you have absolutely no other way to spend your money

- I just made a custom keyboard!
- why

by DzpanTV June 26, 2021