Kentucky ballistic

When your gun explodes and you put your thumb into the wound to stop the bleeding

Scott: Yesterday I had a Kentucky ballistic

by IdidNOTtellHERmatt August 7, 2021

kentasia

A hella sexy girl that is very nice and honest. She loves her besyfriends and she also has a very kind relationship with people. She is NOT ghetto at all and she likes fried chicken. But did i forget to mention she beautiful and hella bad 😍

Nigga kentasia hella bad and she cute to

by bonqeshareash February 20, 2015

Kentucky Thumb

The act of inserting one's thumb into "bleeding" / "open" cavity of oneself.

Hey Becky, I know it's that time of the month and I was wondering if you would settle for the

"Kentucky Thumb" tonight?

by Clydex May 20, 2021

Kentucky Mudslide

A Kentucky Mudslide is afterbirth of anal sex. It is the jizz/shit mixture that is involuntarily farted out of the woman's anus and on to the bed sheets after a man ejaculates in her ass.

Tom: "I heard that Katie is a freak, she toss your salad or what?"

Mike: "Dude, I gave that bitch a Kentucky Mudslide and it totally fucked up her new white bedspread!"

by TommyD53 March 23, 2009

kentucky fried children

A resturaunt in murica that steals and kidnapps children and put them in grinders and serve to other fellow muricans. And also they laugh at babies that have no parents and them steal them to reward shrek for good behavior and work ethics. Never eat there unless its on your bucket list or in your parents will. Skumbags

KFC was sooooo good!!! Never had anything like it.
What the fuck you are eating your own kind. I hope you're happy Eating Kentucky Fried Children

by Anomonys Kid420 April 27, 2015

KFS (Kentucky Fried Shits)

a few hours after you have KFC your stomach feels really bad because their chicken quality is shit, you take a diarhea that feels like you shit broken glass. it makes you sad face :(

Allen -hey jake wanna get some KFC?

Jake - sure man i want extra drumsticks

3 hrs later...

allen - omg we shouldnt have gotten KFC i just had the KFS (Kentucky Fried Shits)

Jake - yeah me too...

Allen- u used my other bathroom to shit
KFS? damn you use your own bathroom bitch!

by Allah nijad January 22, 2009

kentucky steamboat

When a person is taking a shower. Another person will sneak in and start taking a shit without the other person knowing. When your done shut the door and the person will have a nice surprise waiting 4 them after a couple minutes in the shower with steam. LOL

Hey we just kentucky steamboat mike and he had to run out of the bathroom.

by syevieeejb killer November 19, 2011