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Keaton

Dat fucking nonce that u sit next to and get raped by
oh ur a keaton
by That fsdifngfuisgtfghvhn July 9, 2018
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Keaton is more frequently used as a boys name however, when you come across a girl named Keaton it is very special. For Keaton is usually very smart, pretty, and funny. That’s not all though. She also seems to rub off as a tad bit witty and rude but, once you get to know her, she is gorgeous. Inside and out. So, if you’re ever lucky enough to meet a girl named Keaton, stick around.
“See that girl over there? Thats Keaton”
“Wow! Shes stunning
by Markie January 3, 2019
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keaton brown

The sickest trick you will ever see, a linkon loop then a 180 out, this is on skies. This trick is named after the skier who first landed it, keaton brown.
Dude you should try a keaton brown.
by ???? March 7, 2005
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Keaton

When a stay-at-home dad, "Mr. Mom", has to avoid or elude a neighborhood mom in hot pursuit looking for some action.
Dude, I had to to totally pull a Keaton on that skank Susan at the corner cause she's been dropping by every day after the bus picks up Jack Jr.
by ChitownJack November 17, 2009
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keaton

usually an unsensitive ass whole who thinks they know everything. when in fact they know absolutely nothing! along with that they are usually too scared to have sexual intercourse with really hot babes!
wow i cant beleive keaton did that.
what an insensitive ass hole!
by amunique April 24, 2008
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Keaton

To be a dick, and or a cunt
Tony was being a bit of a Keaton last weekend
by Jackooooo January 29, 2014
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Keaton

Has fucking huge ass tittes and loves to suck toes on the low. You better watch out he is tender as a damn steak on the grill fina be done.
Keaton has bigger tittes than you’ll ever imagine
by cheeze123456789 September 19, 2018
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