Brown kayak

You're nasty and on tiktok too much. You know what it means. Think about it.

The whale tale capsized the brown kayak

by Ballagang February 6, 2023

HELL HATH NO FURY LIKE AN UNSUSPECTING MULE ABOUT TO BE SADDLED WITH TWO 10-FOOT KAYAKS

The pinnacle of anger that has been attained by a jilted broad. Trust me, this is the most pissed off state of mind that a woman can get into...perhaps borderline homicidal...if not homicidal...so take heed, dawgs!

After being caught by his wife with his pants down with the neighbor in the back seat of his Chevette, Ray was subsequently "bobbited" and then castrated by his ball-and-chain during her storm of fury. Hell hath no fury like an unsuspecting mule about to be saddled with two, 10-foot kayaks.

by weave November 24, 2003

Kayak

kay-kay i swear to god if kayak isn't your real name i'm gonna kill myself

kayak

by originalnameok May 27, 2018

Kayaking

The act of a pair of people engaging in the same sex position as the pair of people next to them. A tandem foursome. Often gay men.

A: Did you see how much they enjoyed us kayaking them?
B: Yeah, when you can see both their faces in missionary. Let's invest in a mirror for when we fuck them doggie-style.
A: Why do we need a mirror when you can watch two people do the same thing right next to us.
B: Touché.

by Jelloant August 9, 2016

Working From Kayak

When your boss declares an impromptu offsite and then while in a kayak whips out her mobile phone in order to continue to do work.

We were all floating down the river on kayaks when my boss whipped out her phone to send some emails.

Oh, she was Working From Kayak.

Yep, she was. Totally hardcore.

by MikeyP123 June 15, 2013

Kayaked

To be penetrated anally by tj

“Your gonna get kayaked dumb hoe”

by Joebidenkanye January 9, 2022

Tandem kayak

Often considered the missionary position for a MFF thruple. It is when one woman sits on the man's face while the other woman rides his cock. Important that they are facing the same direction!

Hey babe's, I'm horny. Let's get home and ride the tandem kayak!

by Summit Waterboy April 9, 2024