smelly kumquat

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet

I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.

by Diaries of my dirty sister November 29, 2023

Cameron "kumquat"

Noun

1. An emotionally insecure "kumquat" who can't take anything for face value and instead has to turn it into some sort of personal attack to validate her own insecure emotional response to anything, anybody ever says to her.

2. A teenage female who receives all their "misinformation" from watching her daily TikTok reels or just looking shit up on Urban Dictionary instead of a using a "proper dictionary", which only educated people do.

Verb

1. To spread misinformation because that's what their respective lazy, retarded generation does. (Because it's so much easier to make something up, than to properly educate yourself about something)

That Cameron "Kumquat" really loves spreading non-factual bullshit like the rest of her friends and family!

by The Real Definition-er June 16, 2024

Kumquat

The biggest sloppiest low down dirty crack junkie slut!

Emily is the biggest KUMQUAT

by Mooz33 May 6, 2025

Kimchi Kumquat

A petite little asian girl. Usually from Texas.

Did you see that little kimchi kumquat walking down toward the jewelry store at the mall?

by The_JDH February 14, 2012

Kumquat

A TH I C C. B O I I. Who has other redeeming quality other than attractiveness

“I only date kumquats”

by n word f word July 7, 2018

Kumquat

A safe word for people who can't see the color red

"KUMQUAT!!!"
P1: "what was that?!"
P2: "oh that's coreys safe word, he can't see red."

by anonymous August 11, 2023

Kumquat

A kumquat (or better refined as a cum-quat) is a small individual (or midget) that is addicted to cum.

*midget walks up, and I stare into it's eyes and whisper in its ear* "kumquat"

by Charles Manson 666 September 9, 2018