kid

The funloving human who may brighten up your day or bring dark clouds of deception and irritation.

Grandma: your kids are so cute!

Mom:These kids aren't mine... This is Lucy and Lucifer jr.

by Broben5 December 30, 2017

Kids

“They’re just weird innit” ~ Heidi

“Kids are weird creatures” ~ also Heidi

by A-Bisexual-Meme July 29, 2018

kids

an accident

"SHIT i cant believe we had these kids... i'm sorry"

"YOU RUINED MY LIFE!"

by narvinator =D October 17, 2008

Kid

A period of your life in which you are pretty much high 24/7.

This food tastes amazing, this music sounds awesome, and I'm going to fall asleep easily tonight because I'm a kid.

by Ryan Racioppo July 26, 2008

kid

a person usually aged between 5 and 11, and has no idea what puberty is like D:

Hey, look at that poor kid.. doesn't even know what's comin' to him.

by lolface.132 November 13, 2011

Kids

Little Gifts from God, that most people love, adore, and cherish

If all these kids dont stop runnin around my house, im going to rasise hell!

by Lady with word January 5, 2007

Kidding

The act of mowing down small children with ones car. (verb)

School enrollment dropped after Mr. Jones went kidding through the playground.

by Knightfox9 January 26, 2012