Kermit suicide

To be so done with life that you just wanna die

Aniya, I'M GOING TO KERMIT SUICIDE!!!

by Meme n' Shit December 11, 2018

Kermit roleplay

Alternative term for fisting, either anal or vaginal.

Or both.

Fisting? Hell yes...I love a bit of Kermit roleplay.

by plungethethumb May 5, 2018

kermit style

Doing anything in Kermit style is doing it IN style. Kermit the frog is truly an inspiration to us all, so whatever you do, do it Kermit style! Except maybe don't Kermit murder...

Mom: Hey did you wash the dishes?
You: mmhm
Mom: But you did it in style right??
You: Totally mom of course! I did it Kermit Style
Mom: -nods approvingly- So proud of you!
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Friend : Wait so you Kermit murder him?!
You: That's not how it works lol it would just be committing murder
Friend: But...?
You: But doing it Kermit style. Of course
Friend: HAH you kermitted murder
You: Wait WHA??!

by THE._.GAY April 14, 2020

Kermit the frog with thanos glove

end of the world

"do you see that, i think its Kermit the frog with thanos glove"

"welp, see you on the other side."

by kiwidontstealmytoiletpaper June 30, 2020

Kermit the Frog

The greenest, baddest, and slickest baddie hunting frog on the planet known as Earth.

Jack: Yoo, I met Kermit the Frog on Omegle, he showed me his cucumber, nasty ass frog!

by Quickmawz September 2, 2022

Kermit Sewer Slide

Often sites and multiplayer games censor certain words and phrases in an effort to be ad-friendly or kid-friendly. As Commit Suicide is a common casualty of this moderation, this phrase is a way to bypass the filters.

*Jimmy and Dave are playing Roblox because the school banned various actually good video games*
Jimmy: Today is another wonderful day to be alive!
Dave: Go Kermit Sewer Slide

by RussianDumbass June 2, 2019

Kermit moment

Having a reaction of the green (environmental) kind rather than the reaction a normal person would have in a similar situation.

Also, the realization that in a particular situation, it might not be easy being green (environmental).

I had a Kermit moment when I realized the packaging could not be recycled and it was my only choice at the store.

Also:
I had a Kermit moment when I looked in the garbage can, my first thought was why wasn't that recycled!

by earlysnowdrop April 25, 2009