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Knoxville is a kick-ass city in Tennessee. Most think that everyone in Tennessee and is a typical hic, redneck, or Whatever you want to call it, but Knoxville is the oppisite. The majority are educated. For one The university of Tennessee located here is ranked in the top 40 of public universities. The Neyland Football Statium is the largest Stadium in the south and the third-largest in the nation. The land is gorgeous. There are beatiful southern girls here and sexy boys who love to have fun and be themselves. Ktown is the best place ever if you know how to have fun and are not stuck up. Great people come out of knoxville like Johny Knoxville. Besides, Gatlinburg(most fun place ever)is only 30 mins-1hour away with snowboarding and everything while it is warm always in Knoxville plus many other great things like the old city. Basically I love it. It rocks. End of Story.
Knoxville, Tennessee is kick-ass.
by gcchic April 15, 2006
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johnny knoxville

1. The act of someone attempting a stupid stunt, usually resulting in a hospital stay or death.

2. Individual who performs said stunt. A Jackass.
1. He just did a johnny knoxville of that hill and broke his damn neck.

2. Nice job, Johnny knoxville. Now pick up your teeth.
by William Gilson August 29, 2006
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A Ben Kenobi

When someone you're with seems to instantly disappear into thin air,
Taken from the battle between Darth Vader and Ben Kenobi in Star wars IV where Kenobi is hit, disappears and leaves a pile of robes on the floor.
Tom: Where the fuck's Smit gone

Miles: Eh...Looks like he's done a Ben Kenobi. shame he left that pile of robes.

Tom: Shit.

Miles: in all seriousness he's probably just gone for Dinner.

Tom: We're not nerds.
by Tomilesmit September 28, 2008
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johnny knoxville

the hott guy from jackass
have u seen jackass...johnny knoxville is hott!!!! i love him
by knoxville lover May 13, 2005
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Knox Grammar

Knox Grammar, located on Sydney's prestigious North Shore, is an exclusive private school for boys. In order for parents to secure a place at the school for the future inheritors of their millions, registrations must be made at birth. Fees for day boys exceed $20 000 per annum whilst boarding fees are around $50 000.

The Knox community is predominantly white and, despite accusations, is absolutely not elitist. There is only one minority group in the Knox community; Asians (around 5%). Knox boys are fairly tolerant with Asians as long as they're not "too Asian", and fair enough too.

Knox families drive either a Mercedes-Benz, a BMW or a Jaguar. However, there are some who choose to drive a Lexus or an Audi - they are weird, and perhaps poor.

Knox Grammar is part of the CAS (Combined Associated Schools), an exclusive association of private schools across Sydney. The schools compete in sports including rugby, cricket, swimming and athletics. Notably the term "rugby" in the Knox community is always referred to as Union, not League, because everybody at Knox knows Rugby League is a "mug's game" played by uneducated and ill-mannered "wogs" from the Western Suburbs.

There have been four Rhodes Scholars graduate from Knox Grammar, which is reflected in their results as being in the top 60% of all schools across NSW. Notable graduates include (unfortunately Labor leader, but Knox Grammar will take the claim to fame anyway) Hon Gough Whitlam - former Prime Minister of Australia, Hon Sir Kenneth Jacobs - former Justice of the High Court of Australia (thanks to Knox Grammar's justice and anti-prejudice values), John Laws - not manipulative and not right-wing biased radio presenter and Hugh "I may star in Broadway shows and have taken over from Peter Allen but seriously I'm not gay because I went to Knox Grammar" Jackman - actor, to name a few.

Knox Grammar is fanatical about rugby. If you don't play or at least enjoy rugby, you are considered a homosexual, probably from the Eastern Suburbs. The Knox community considers the Eastern Suburbs "a concrete jungle full of pretentious Jews".

Knox Grammar is arguably the ultimate education a man can get.
Knox Grammar Boy 1: My God Charles, I was driving the BMW to school this morning and I saw someone arrive in an Audi.
Knox Grammar Boy 2: How awful, are you alright?

Knox Grammar Boy 1: Charles, have you heard Richard is playing soccer this season?
Knox Grammar Boy 2: That's rather gay.

Knox Grammar Boy 1: Charles, you know that Asian boy Harold? Well his father made less than $500 000 last year.
Knox Grammar Boy 2: Mmm, I heard. I think they're living on the streets now.

Eastern Suburbs Boy: Shal...
Knox Grammar Boy: Go f*** yourself.
by Svedeman March 20, 2007
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Kenosha

Kenosha is a medium sized (though small by American standards) city in south eastern Wisconsin, in the cozy little corner of Lake Michigan and Illinois. It is often frequented by Illinoisans (or as they are sometimes called "Illannoyans" ) and is known for it's occasionally visitable beaches and plethora of bars. There is also a bit of a punk scene in the city.
"Hi! I'm from Kenosha!"
"Oh, that's too bad."
"Well, at least I'm not from Racine!
by Killerwardrobes September 2, 2011
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[Kenowa hills high school]

Kenowa- a place where the principle looks like a man who has been named man lady by many an a vice principle that has a Hitler stash where the students have renamed him smitler instead of smith

A place where there's wannabe gangs

a Crazy who flips out about Pokemon
Man stop being a kenowa smitler when talking to me

yo why u all be up in my shit like a Kenowa hills high school smitler
by LuLu69 October 21, 2010
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