Kelvin

describes a person who has a big shlong and can satisfy all your pleasures. Massive and huge thats all I can say.

Boy 1: I think my girl slept with kelvin
Boy 2: why
Boy 1: her pussy was so loose
Girl: I'm sorry it was just SOO BIG

by hellomax45 January 30, 2021

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murt kelvin

a lanky ginger prick who touches year 8s

murt kelvin is hiding in the girls changing room

by murt kelvin victim March 11, 2022

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Kelvin

A youngg sturbbon lad who has a stupid ego , selfish at times and tall and tiny he eats a lot but doesn't grow fat

he is quiet small he is a kelvin

by Romie 007 November 25, 2021

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Kelvin The Ostaf Rizzler

an ostaf rizzler that is a thermometer

Guy 1: do you know Kelvin the ostaf rizzler?
Guy 2: I know, he's the ostaf rizzler that's a thermometer!

by barkerski May 29, 2024

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Kelvin Gonzalez Is Donkey Kong

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025

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Kelvin Clam Chowder

The act of vomiting into a vagina and proceeding to eat the vomit out of said vagina.

Kelvin was going down on some skank he hooked up with at bar time , when he suddenly felt ill and vomited. In order to continue having sexual relations with this skank he acted as if nothing had happened and ate the vomit out of her vagina while simultaneously creating the recipe for Kelvin Clam Chowder.

by Master Bradford June 22, 2016

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