kaputalism

Capitalism when it is evidently not working well.

The economic crisis is due to kaputalism .

by cha-cha-cha-charlie April 2, 2009

kapillion

A really large countable number, but so large no normal person would bother to count it.

He crashed into the window which ended up all over the floor in a kapillion pieces.

by nkt June 24, 2008

oozma kappas

A group of special kids or outcasts

Look at them oozma kappas

by shrekwazowski September 14, 2019

kaputa

A simple word used for any word that you cannot remember, don't want to say, or simply do not know how to pronounce.
People often just ignore that you said "kaputa" and just pretend that you said the word that makes sense.

Do not confuse with the city, Kaputa, in Zambia.

Say you do not know how the weather really is:

"So how's the weather outside?"

"It's quite kaputa actually."

by K1NG WALNUT November 15, 2011

Alex Kapranos

The very cool and even sexier lead singer of one of Scotland's finest band, Franz Ferdinand, with the coolest voice ever. His mom must be proud.

1.- Alex Kapranos has a very good taste in shirts and shoes
2.- That Kapranos guy sure knows about hairdos!
3.- What a nice booty Alex Kapranos have!
4.- Alex Kapranos surely can do whatever he wants with me ... If he finds me in the matinee.

by Brenda Yagami July 4, 2004

kapoomba

The sound made when smacking a plumb boob. Also a type of noise made by guys when they moan.

When I smacked those jugs, it gave a nice round kapoomba.

I kapoomba'd when i saw her supple jugs.

by telephoneuser123 July 13, 2010

Kapi

Kapi is an anthropomorphic cat from the mod "Arcade Showdown" in the game "Friday Night Funkin'". Kapi wears a red, purple, and yellow hoodie and "raps" against the Boyfriend by playing on a Dance Dance Revolution pad. Kapi challenges the Boyfriend to a rap battle to fight for the Girlfriend. Kapi has four songs which are named Wocky, Beathoven, Hairball, and Nyaw. Beathoven is based on the song Beethoven Virus and Nyaw is based on the song Moonlight Sonata 3rd Movement, with Mike Geno making Hairball.

"Dude, I simp for Kapi."
"You said you simped for Selever."
"Did I stutter?"

by JustJoon May 31, 2021