KALE

That one guy who loves violently jerking off to his sonic fan game sonic emerald madness. He loves fingering john cena in his free time and adores touching miners. This guy is not verey cool and I really really really hate him! Every single time I join call hes like "OH ITS THAT GUY" LIKE SHUT UP IM GOING TO PUT YOU IN MY BLENDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Stop jerking off to john cena Kale

by gooberman24 December 29, 2024

Kale

Really cool guy who could beat professional wrestlers in a 1v1. Makes weird noises when he thinks he’s alone. Definitely don’t neglect this hot boi

Daaang, he did it again, that Kale. He’s a keeper.

by Minioncurry52 January 17, 2025

kale

the best

kale is a good person

by lhjg;o.kuhid.ghizdk March 13, 2025

kale.

usually a sort of poptart, the kind with sprinkles,
also known as fishtart.
looks like a poptart, tastes like a fish.
also kinda looks like a fish.

man, i saw this kid, he was SUCH a kale.

by Amm18 July 22, 2009

kale ;(

A very gay boy who sits there fapping to r6 characters all day

Wow what a Kale ;(

by Cheese man January 8, 2020

Kale Kiri

Persian slang that means "Dick head" .

Used between boys (mostly) to show love between each other .

-Chetori Kale Kiri ?

* Chetori = how u doing ? *

by Hippogryph Rider April 6, 2019

kale-bag

A person who mindlessly adopts society's health, exercise, or diet trends, often blithely engaging in irrational consumer behaviors merely to conform to what social media or particular health club acquaintances claim to be effective for accomplishing fitness goals, but in reality reflecting nothing more than a douchebag who "yearns to belong" by proclaiming to be into "healthy living" (i.e., a kale-bag).

Idiot person on conformi-zombie diet: "I had a delicious and nutritious kale, quinoa, and goat cheese emu-egg omelette for breakfast!"
Reasonable person: "You are a frickin' kale-bag."

Person who baselessly claims to be a "runner": "My IT band injury escalated after that 5K; I'm going to be using the foam roller for the rest of the day!"
Actual runner: "You frickin' kale-bag."

Crossfit freak: "I did 50 squat-jump-burpee-lunges and 20 kettle bell jump-pullup-lifts, and then I went to Whole Foods to get a kale shake."
Person who uses brain: "Congratulations! You're a kale-bag!"

by Peachdog Jones December 13, 2013