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juggalo's paradize

A place where the mentally retarded go to feel intelectually superior.
juggalo: yo when I die im goin to shangri-la, it's a juggalo's paradize fo sho. Its rizzle dizzle fo shizzle.
IQ examiner: You thick shit!
by Captain Sweatpants July 13, 2004
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juggalisious

damn that girl is juggalisious.
by Andrew Roshel October 5, 2008
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Juggalo Hater

A sane, productive member of society who deals with their problems rather than sit around and complain about how the man is keeping them down.

Juggalo Haters tend to have decent taste in music; music with well-thought out, meaningful lyrics and melodies. This typically accompanies positive messages therein. In addition to their superior musical preferences, haters also tend to have well-paying jobs (lawyers, doctors, politicians, ect.) because they decided it would be prudent to do their work in school and apply themselves in life. Haters also typically make it a point to avoid trouble with the law.

Contrary to Juggalos, Juggalo Haters embrace education, intelligence, literacy, and rational thought processes. Haters can also distinguish between a hatchet and a meat cleaver.
Juggalo Hater: Nice meat cleaver, man! I've been looking everywhere for one like that!

Juggalo gets belligerent at this statement and calls his nearby friends to help him jump the hater because everyone knows Juggalos can't fight one-on-one. Juggalo Hater gets badly beaten, hit with meat cleaver, and is left for dead. Hater is a doctor and so he is able to stabilize the wound after the Juggalos leave until help arrives. Juggalo Hater survives and hires a Juggalo Hater lawyer, pressing charges for multiple felonious offenses. Juggalos get sent to prison.

Juggalos: :(

Juggalo Hater: :D

Juggalo Hater goes on to live a full, successful life while the Juggalos rot in prison and become Bubba's new favorite fuckdoll.
by Herpedsohardyouderp May 3, 2011
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Jugal

A person who behaves unacceptably by societal standards, and uses every possible environmental element to his advantage even if it is dishonest and cruel.

Is synonymous with douchebag.
"Damn, he behaved like a Jugal at that party yesterday."

or

Person A: "How are you man?"
Person B: "Shut up, its none of your business, and while you're at it gimme that glass of water"
Person C: "DUDE you are such a JUGAL!"
by Smells Like Anthrax May 10, 2009
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Jugga

Somebody that's stupid, cut or just really baked.

Used in context of making fun of strangers or any one you feel is retarded.

Short for a Jughead, that weak character from arhcie comics. or just a knuckle head.
by UTcrony420 March 3, 2009
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juggahoe

comination of juggalo and hoe.

a very insane person that is a hoe
"Man did you see Martha Stewart work that meat? Man she was doin' it like a juggahoe"
by CJjuicyjuice November 5, 2011
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Juggalo/juggalette

Slightly resembling humanoid type figures with severe emotional issues that don't want to be recognized. Which is the real Juggalo/Juggalette?
Alright Juggalos & etts, If I understand this correctly, as a group, You're not violent, you're full of love, you just like what you like and you don't care what anyone else says, these things are what makes you part of the Dark Carnival, Down With The Clown, A Ninja, a Juggalo/juggalette... is that right?

If you're not violent why are there always fights and threats of violence at Psycopathic shows, mostly among Juggalos.

If you're full of such love, how is it that you appear full of hate and anger for any authority figure or anyone that is'nt Down With The Clown (or anyone that tells you to stop drinking).

And finally, if you don't care what anyone else thinks or says, why do negative comments piss you off so much?
by Bob the Jugga-Sheep August 18, 2006
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