Jurassic Chode

A chode that is so large it is referred to as "beastly" or "monstrous" like the humongous reptilian dinosaurs that roamed during the Jurassic period.
"Dude his chode was massive"
"Yea, that thing was jurassic."
"Hey are you guys talking about Joe's Jurassic Chode?"
by SuppaAwesomeMan December 09, 2009
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Going Jurassic

Moving to the corner booth in a girlie bar for an intimate encounter. Such booth is usually made discreet by the use of tall pot plants with much foliage, similar to plant life on Earth during the Jurassic period.
Last night got a bit messy. One thing led to another and we ended up going Jurassic.
by Lockhard Doe July 01, 2011
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Jurassic Park

Jurassic Park, adj. Synonymous with 'cash back'.
'That's a million pounds --- Jurassic Park'
by alan partridge January 19, 2003
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jurassic 5

some hip-hop guys... they got some pretty nice tracks, like 'a day at the races', thats my favorite one. but of course, its the only track of theirs that i've heard so of course it's my favorite.
look at the other guy's definition because it is way better than mine...
by karl July 08, 2004
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Jurassic Park

A pretty good book, a pretty average film, and some pretty bad sequels.

Welcome to Hollywood, ladies and gentlemen...
"Wait a minute, why did Crichton's follow up book, The Lost World, seem to change what happened to most of the characters to fit in with the events of the first film?"
by OD Smith April 12, 2005
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Jurassic Parka

A jacket so old it should be extinct, but isn't.
'Why are you still wearing that Jurassic parka? It doesn't even zip up any more!'
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Jurassic Prick

A male or female, usually in his or her twenties or thirties, who is obsessed with Jurassic Park and dinosaurs in general. A Jurassic Prick enjoys debating paleontological news and theories with other dinosaur nerds even though his or her chances of becoming a professional paleontologist or archaeologist are very slim. A Jurassic Prick may even run his or her own Jurassic Park, or other dinosaur related, website/forum. Jurassic Pricks are notorious for abusing their staff members and openly calling their forum members stupid.

Jurassic Pricks usually lead pathetic lives. Bullying people on the internet is normal behavior. Some Jurassic Pricks exaggerate their own importance, believing the world cannot survive without them. In one reported incident, a Jurassic Prick believed he was the anti-Christ. Most have very, very large egos. Many Jurassic Pricks are also believed to be schizophrenic, going as far as to try to destroy other Jurassic Park websites because they are "threats." They are often hypocritical and manipulative, using whatever they can to get what they want.

A Jurassic Prick is someone to stay away from. Do not ever join a forum filled with Jurassic Pricks.
Yeah. He said the owner was a Jurassic Prick and he decided to leave.
by ZeeInformitivo August 06, 2010
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