A boy who is amazing. He has blue eyes and brown hair. He's there when you need him the most. He's sexy, adorable, funny, and weird. Definitely the boy you will fall in love with at first sight. You'll never be able to forget about him. Listens to mostly punk-rock and pop music. Loves you for who you are.
by blondechick03 January 01, 2018
Josephs are usually very outgoing, hilarious people. They like to have sex often. Josephs can be short and usually well known. Some have red hair, which attracts most women. They are attracted to brown haired women and like to grow long dickers.
Wow! Joseph is a wild motherfucker.
Joseph is so sweet. I love his blue eyes, brown hair, and he is so buff.
Joseph is so sweet. I love his blue eyes, brown hair, and he is so buff.
by abakdmdncbns March 14, 2018
Someone who is going to lose their shit if people from nesh keep putting this stupid shit on their stories
by JosephCan'tHandleAnymore December 13, 2016
A dark and brooding person at first glance, most Josephs do not attract much attention. The few that are drawn to a Joseph soon find that they are in the prescence of an incarnate demon. There is no where you can hide when you get a Joseph angry. This is often caused by provoking them or hurting someone they love as they are very territorial. They are often dark haired with dark, almost-black eyes and a piercing gaze that seems to see straight into your soul. They have an intense fascination for blood, tasting any and all that they can get their hands on. They also become very active at full moon, appearing to grow horns and wings as well as gaining goat legs. If one does have the misfortune to anger a Joseph one should seek out any nearby Ana's, Rachel's, or Corinne's. The later does have a slight chance to make the Joseph calm down to the point that it begins to disapate. Interact with caution.
There was this guy who totally was a Joseph at the party last night.
I was walking with him and suddenly he went all full metal Joseph. We should keep an eye on him.
I was walking with him and suddenly he went all full metal Joseph. We should keep an eye on him.
by TheMozzieWhisperer November 03, 2016
by Jo is a fag March 20, 2017
Joseph is the only friend that you will ever need in your whole life. He is always there for you no matter what. People only talk bad about Joseph because they're jealous. Don't get a Joseph angry though. They're a fighter, and will do anything to prove that they are right. If a Joseph can trust you, then you're in for a treat. There is always that one Joseph that's like no other, but that's a long story.
by AmNotFallingForThat November 13, 2019
Joseph’s are very big nerds and like mobile games . They also have no social life and only admire from a distance. They also typically have huge crushes on Edens .
by Sethron1204 May 22, 2019