National Jort Day

National jort day is celebrated on May 20th every year.
“hey what are you wearing to school on May 20th” “im wearing jorts duh it’s national jort day”
by hellloooo69696420jorts May 15, 2024
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jort

I Just Jorted All Over This Bitch Last Night. She Got My Jory On Her Face.
by JaysxnBeats May 17, 2019
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[jort]

adjective- jort
A word used to describe a homosexual who thinks they look good in jean shorts. And also one who likes to take the jort.
My friend Lorenzo is a jort when he wears his jean shorts.
by mr. rogers son-in-law April 1, 2009
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Jort

jort is someone who is yoghhurt
by ur jort January 1, 2022
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Jorts

The unholy combination of jeans and shorts. Worn mainly by balding, fat men who are going through a midlife crisis.
Your mom sucked me good through my Jorts”
by CancerousRodent November 19, 2022
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Jorting

Sucking someone good'n'hard through their jorts.
Kamren loves jorting Devin in his free time.
by Blueicepik November 20, 2023
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Jort

A Dutch name for a extremely hot feller with blonde hair and blue eyes.
Most Jort’s also own a PlayStation 5 from Sony.
Jort is een lekker ding (Jort is a hot piece of ass)
by Geiletijger November 22, 2021
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