Jones Middle School

JMS is described as the gayest school on Earth. Jones is popluated by annoying little kids, strict administrators, and a Homosexual principle.

Fag: Hey guys, you wanna go to Jones Middle School?
People: no lets go eat dog poop instead

by Larsonarypopularisyouinta October 23, 2008

jones face

The bagged out haggered looking face people get when they do copius amounts of hard drugs (cocaine, heroin, oxy-contin, extacy, crack, etc) for weeks even months on end, then suddenly become cut off completely from all the drugs.

"Look at that loser, what a fuckin jones face"

by Pino Demasi July 22, 2008

Jones Face

What you turn on when you get bitties.

He gets so many chicks with his Jones Face on.

by Jones_Face August 3, 2011

jones'n

to engage in conversation with the opposite sex, both on the phone and in person, or to spend time with them. due to this, there is a severe decrease in the amount of time spent with one's bros. sometimes, a disease can develop which leads to one becoming addicted to jones'n which is called jones mcnasty aka james yi or erinn knox.

matt: yi, you have been jones'n all day with that girl, and you haven't gotten anything

yi: man shut up you a beech

matt: JONES MCNASTY

by jones mcnasty November 4, 2008

Jones Soda

Jones Soda.

A trendy soda company that uses amateur photography on their bottles. They use unconventional flavors and colors for their soda.

Jones Soda is probably run by a bunch of dirty hippies.

"Give me a bottle of Jones Soda"

by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006

Jones'd up

The act of a girl clogging up your toilet with something that resembles a summer sausage, then bailing, and denying it with every fiber of her being

Girl 1 and Girl 2 come over to hang out. Girl 1 straight to the bathroom girl 2 straight to the couch. If girl 1 spends more than 7 minutes in the bathroom then wants to leave ASAP. Odds are you have been Jones'd up

by Soddy Boy September 16, 2014

jones'n

To excessiveley masterbate in one day until the shaft is brutally raw.

Damn all that jones'n made me tired.
Only if I jones'd more I'd be like Long Dong Silver

by Long DOng Sullivan April 17, 2006