jones face 

The bagged out haggered looking face people get when they do copius amounts of hard drugs (cocaine, heroin, oxy-contin, extacy, crack, etc) for weeks even months on end, then suddenly become cut off completely from all the drugs.

"Look at that loser, what a fuckin jones face"

jones face by Pino Demasi July 22, 2008

Jones Face 

What you turn on when you get bitties.

He gets so many chicks with his Jones Face on.

Jones Face by Jones_Face August 3, 2011

jones'n 

to engage in conversation with the opposite sex, both on the phone and in person, or to spend time with them. due to this, there is a severe decrease in the amount of time spent with one's bros. sometimes, a disease can develop which leads to one becoming addicted to jones'n which is called jones mcnasty aka james yi or erinn knox.

matt: yi, you have been jones'n all day with that girl, and you haven't gotten anything

yi: man shut up you a beech

matt: JONES MCNASTY

jones'n by jones mcnasty November 4, 2008

Jones Soda 

Jones Soda.

A trendy soda company that uses amateur photography on their bottles. They use unconventional flavors and colors for their soda.

Jones Soda is probably run by a bunch of dirty hippies.

"Give me a bottle of Jones Soda"

Jones Soda by DJ Gorilla December 6, 2006

Jones'd up

The act of a girl clogging up your toilet with something that resembles a summer sausage, then bailing, and denying it with every fiber of her being

Girl 1 and Girl 2 come over to hang out. Girl 1 straight to the bathroom girl 2 straight to the couch. If girl 1 spends more than 7 minutes in the bathroom then wants to leave ASAP. Odds are you have been Jones'd up

Jones'd up by Soddy Boy September 16, 2014

jones'n 

To excessiveley masterbate in one day until the shaft is brutally raw.

Damn all that jones'n made me tired.
Only if I jones'd more I'd be like Long Dong Silver

jones'n by Long DOng Sullivan April 17, 2006

jones'd

verb; jones'd
used in past tense

1.To have ones ass handed to one.

2.Embarresment in public

"You got jones'd" or "I jones'd your ass"

jones'd by Mr. Pickles March 27, 2004