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mother joner

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Substitute for "mother fucker" at times when the latter may seem overused or too expected. Works best when juxtaposed with at least one word of improper English. Usually heard spoken by Burger King night porters, Borders employees and bus drivers.
I just mopped the whole dining room...I'm tireder than a "mother joner"
by Mark J-Rok December 24, 2008
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A Term used to describe the Boner of a Jonas Brother.
"God Joe must have been really happy at the concert. He had a huge Joner" "Well he's surrounded by tons of beautiful girls"
by Meggy1010 July 3, 2008
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joked

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a verb to describe being high, stoned. the word can be used in multiple ways.
1) yo man, i'm so joked.
2) yo you wanna go joke?
3) dude, you're too joked.
3) well, then don't joke.
4) wanna go joke a toke?
by Rustblade October 18, 2004
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Jondalar

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An old english male name meaning "he who is silly".
Person 1: Do you know who Jondalar is?
Person 2: Yeah, he is very silly.
by notasillyperson July 22, 2011
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Bake Jenedict

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Bake Jenedict, no relation to the real life Jake, is a side character to his one true love and main character Caylioa.

He has a bob ross style afro but like, it's NEON PINK. he wears either a hot dog costume or lobster suit and was found dead last week ((at least I think it was last week, I'm not really sure :/))

This side character will not be soon forgotten cause he'll just keep showing up till someone gets too annoyed with him and takes him out.
GUY1-So then I took a potato chip and I-

BAKE-Hi guys! Oh boy I sure do love my main character and one true love Caylioa!

GUY2(in a whisper)-Please just get rid of him already.

GUY1(now holding a note book)-Yeah yeah I'm on it-

*Caylioa appears and shoots bake, saving the day.*

GUY1(putting the book away)-Well never mind then.

GUY1-Thank god, that Bake Jenedict was the worst!
by Justadumbassontheinternet January 12, 2022
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A VERY happy Jonas. Joe loves to sing... a lot.
Is that a banana in you're pocket or do you have a Joner?
by jhwvfujsefguif October 14, 2008
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