3 definitions by Justadumbassontheinternet
A tall, muscular, extravagant blonde man from Canada.
Has a fondness for good literature and liquor. He stands at 6'6 and has long and thick curly blonde hair. He is bult like a refrigerator and always brings an air of confidence with him. He wears a thick blue winter coat over his shoulders and runs a Mafia.
He also kid babysits the wanted serial killer he works with.
Has a fondness for good literature and liquor. He stands at 6'6 and has long and thick curly blonde hair. He is bult like a refrigerator and always brings an air of confidence with him. He wears a thick blue winter coat over his shoulders and runs a Mafia.
He also kid babysits the wanted serial killer he works with.
Person 1 - Wow uh who the fuck was that that just ran buy us??
Person 2 - That mob boss, I think his name's Rush
Person 2 - That mob boss, I think his name's Rush
by Justadumbassontheinternet April 17, 2022
Bake Jenedict, no relation to the real life Jake, is a side character to his one true love and main character Caylioa.
He has a bob ross style afro but like, it's NEON PINK. he wears either a hot dog costume or lobster suit and was found dead last week ((at least I think it was last week, I'm not really sure :/))
This side character will not be soon forgotten cause he'll just keep showing up till someone gets too annoyed with him and takes him out.
He has a bob ross style afro but like, it's NEON PINK. he wears either a hot dog costume or lobster suit and was found dead last week ((at least I think it was last week, I'm not really sure :/))
This side character will not be soon forgotten cause he'll just keep showing up till someone gets too annoyed with him and takes him out.
GUY1-So then I took a potato chip and I-
BAKE-Hi guys! Oh boy I sure do love my main character and one true love Caylioa!
GUY2(in a whisper)-Please just get rid of him already.
GUY1(now holding a note book)-Yeah yeah I'm on it-
*Caylioa appears and shoots bake, saving the day.*
GUY1(putting the book away)-Well never mind then.
GUY1-Thank god, that Bake Jenedict was the worst!
BAKE-Hi guys! Oh boy I sure do love my main character and one true love Caylioa!
GUY2(in a whisper)-Please just get rid of him already.
GUY1(now holding a note book)-Yeah yeah I'm on it-
*Caylioa appears and shoots bake, saving the day.*
GUY1(putting the book away)-Well never mind then.
GUY1-Thank god, that Bake Jenedict was the worst!
by Justadumbassontheinternet January 12, 2022