An example of a (long) joke:
There was 4 people on plane, which was about to crash. There was only 3 parachutes. One person was a famous basketball player, who said 'I am famous with a lot of fans, my teams needs me!', he grabbed a parachute and jumped out the plane. The next person was Donald Trump, who said 'I'm the newly elected and smartest US president in history, I can't die!'. He took a bag and jumped. There was 2 people left, a pope and a 10 year old school boy. The pope explained that he didn't have many years left and that the boy should take the last parachute. But the boy said no,' there is a parachute for both of us, the USA's smartest president took my school bag'.
There was 4 people on plane, which was about to crash. There was only 3 parachutes. One person was a famous basketball player, who said 'I am famous with a lot of fans, my teams needs me!', he grabbed a parachute and jumped out the plane. The next person was Donald Trump, who said 'I'm the newly elected and smartest US president in history, I can't die!'. He took a bag and jumped. There was 2 people left, a pope and a 10 year old school boy. The pope explained that he didn't have many years left and that the boy should take the last parachute. But the boy said no,' there is a parachute for both of us, the USA's smartest president took my school bag'.
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What you type into your web browser after you type in something sketchy into your web browser. You type it to make sure the FBI doesn't get you. I promise it was a joke.
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Joke poach:
teacher: belgium is the cockpit of europe, and im not talking about aeroplanes
student 1: (to friend) i dont think anyone was thinking about planes
friend: haha, (loud) MISS! i dont think anyone was thinking about planes!
Class:AHAHAHAHAHA
student 1: dude u totally poached my joke
teacher: belgium is the cockpit of europe, and im not talking about aeroplanes
student 1: (to friend) i dont think anyone was thinking about planes
friend: haha, (loud) MISS! i dont think anyone was thinking about planes!
Class:AHAHAHAHAHA
student 1: dude u totally poached my joke
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something that makes you feel sick to your stomach, nauseous, or just wants to make you throw up. However, the sickness that you feel is usually not physical sickness, but rather a type of psychological sickness. Can also be used to describe any regular son of a bitch or a disgrace to society. A variation of the word in the adjective form is "sickening"
something that makes you feel sick to your stomach, nauseous, or just wants to make you throw up. However, the sickness that you feel is usually not physical sickness, but rather a type of psychological sickness. Can also be used to describe any regular son of a bitch or a disgrace to society. A variation of the word in the adjective form is "sickening"
1a.
Ugly kid: "I'm handsome"
You: "No, that's a sick joke"
1b. A kid walks by you wearing crocs; consequently you tell them, "you're a fuckin sick joke."
1c. John:"That ugly kid actually get pussy"
You: "And the sick thing is he probably has a small dick too"
Ugly kid: "I'm handsome"
You: "No, that's a sick joke"
1b. A kid walks by you wearing crocs; consequently you tell them, "you're a fuckin sick joke."
1c. John:"That ugly kid actually get pussy"
You: "And the sick thing is he probably has a small dick too"
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An excuse one will say after committing regrettable action.
Definition #2:
An explanation given by the accused when they are faced with severe consequences.
An excuse one will say after committing regrettable action.
Definition #2:
An explanation given by the accused when they are faced with severe consequences.
Example #1
A kid on a chatroom joked about blowing up a daycare. A week later, police storm his house and arrest him. When questioned why during interrogation, he said: "It was just a joke" and then he was sentenced to three years in prison.
Example #2
A drunk news anchor accidently says "nigger" during a leaked sex tape. When questioned by the public why did he say it, the anchor replied "it was just a joke" and was promptly fired from his job.
A kid on a chatroom joked about blowing up a daycare. A week later, police storm his house and arrest him. When questioned why during interrogation, he said: "It was just a joke" and then he was sentenced to three years in prison.
Example #2
A drunk news anchor accidently says "nigger" during a leaked sex tape. When questioned by the public why did he say it, the anchor replied "it was just a joke" and was promptly fired from his job.
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