johnathan jackson

he is a cute funny man named johnathan from norway

ronny: wow your so johnathan jackson
john: athan

by peepeepoopoochat December 02, 2023

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Johnathan Carlton

A emo kid who has hair down to his feet and has a crush on elsa from frozen. He also likes big black dick in his ass

johnathan carlton is jerking to elsa from frozen again

by Evan Roten December 06, 2019

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Oliver Johnathan Hymer

A larger creature commonly found roaming near maccas

Oliver Johnathan Hymer is a fat prick

by Oliver Hymer May 20, 2023

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johnathan flores

johnathan means the world to me , he’s my boyfriend for the rest of my life , i don’t care what we have to go thru together we are meant to be and we will be together until we die , i hope i can die with him :) i dont want him to die but that’s my wish is we die together! he’s the only boy i love the only boy i actually have loved , yes i might have liked people before or said i loved them but no , i never did . i only loved johnathan and only will love johnathan <3 he’s mi amor and i will never give up on him , can’t live without him he’s the reason i’m here :) i love you johnathan -ashley flores<3

ashley loves johnathan flores :)<3

by ashley flores <3 September 21, 2021

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Johnathan Dowe

Johnathan Dowe does not exist. He never has existed. If you know of anyone named Johnathan Dowe, please report to your local Anomalous Entity Containment Center and Anomalous Entity Encounter Rehabilitation Facility.

Anomalous Entity #08375: Johnathan Dowe (JD8375)
Rehabilitation Patient #4780931 (R4780931)
Research Intern #37 (RI37)

RI37: "So how did you know JD8375?"
R4780931: "Johnny had been my neighbor for years. We had barbecues, and lite fireworks..."
RI37: "You ingested food provided by JD8375?"
R4780931: "Is that a bad thing?"
SILENCE
R4780931: "What's in this water? It tastes different from... the..."
RI37: "Okay, time to fill that civilian fatality incident report."

by MiserableFuck April 07, 2022

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