The act of speeding up for a few seconds as soon as you trip in the street, so as to mask the moment from your fellow pedestrians. They will assume you stopped a few hundred metres back to tie your shoelace, and needed to get back on schedule.
Oh, look, that guy's started running. Is there an ice cream van -- oh, he's done already. Must have been trip jogging.
by DonaldMiller October 4, 2009
Get the Trip jogmug. Getting fucked with a pistol.
by Alcoholics_anonymous January 5, 2021
Get the Jammie Jogmug. Blow Jogs are a food that contain white bread, cheese and pepperoni. They are usually prepared in a conventional oven using a baking sheet or tray. The Blow Jogs are prepared much like a pizza or open face sandwich. In most cases shredded cheddar cheese is used.
by anonwi April 19, 2009
Get the Blow Jogsmug. A Texas Hold'em Poker term for having 2 pair after the initial three common cards are put in to play. (Two pair on the flop)
Jake's hole cards were a 6 and a 9. The flop was Ace, 6, and 9 giving him a pair of 6's and a pair of 9's. Two pair on the flop, A Jogging Cow, an udderly good hand.
by Dolfer January 9, 2010
Get the A Jogging Cowmug. The sexual act of placing a pair of testicles in between the pinkie, middle and ring finger as to create sexual pleasure through friction and pressure. This is done whilst preforming oral stimulation upon the shaft and head.
by UberBad March 17, 2005
Get the Cog Jogmug. by Candle Jack October 7, 2007
Get the Emo Jogmug. To Jog the Dog is to stroke ones penis vigorously until orgasm is achieved, in other words, Masturbation.
The sudden urge to "Jog the Dog" may occur when;
1. You've been cock blocked and all out of options.
2. You're Horny.
3. You're Bored.
4. Your both bored AND horny.
5. You can't get some from your girlfriend/wife/etc.
6. Can't afford your local prostitutes.
The sudden urge to "Jog the Dog" may occur when;
1. You've been cock blocked and all out of options.
2. You're Horny.
3. You're Bored.
4. Your both bored AND horny.
5. You can't get some from your girlfriend/wife/etc.
6. Can't afford your local prostitutes.
by Beta House December 9, 2008
Get the Jog the Dogmug.