jayners jackoff

another word for werid

wow your a total jayners jackoff

by lolufail.org April 23, 2011

jackoffasaur

1. Your mother when she tells you, "you should really be careful about spending too much." or "Where did you get the money to buy that?" or "I can't help you right now, I just spend $10,000 on new windows for my house.. BOOOWHOOOP!"

"The jackoffasaur is calling, should I answer?"

by tysontheasshole October 9, 2008

double fisted jackoff

A celebritory dance in which an individual, usually a women, excitedly makes handjob motions to their left and right simultaneously, giving the appearance of wacking two guys off on either side of them

When Sally won the showcase showdown she cried with joy while vigorously doing the double fisted jackoff.

by Jeff Conwell June 16, 2010

Commander Jackoff

Taken from Ensign/Commander Checkov from the original Star Trek. Used to describe someone that masturbates a lot, because Checkov sounded a lot like Jackovv, which is now Jackoff.

Commander Jackoff likes to ride the Blunder Bus!

by Downvoting Victim April 8, 2006

jackoffalottajizz

An animal that looks like an elephant with a penis for a noze who ejaculates every 2 seconds

the jackoffalottajizz is the most amazing creature, it has so much semen it can kill a man in a second

by jay n gabe March 20, 2003

jackofferoni

When a male proceeds to " jack of f" and blow his load onto another persons ( him or her ) macaroni and cheese, so his jizz resembles melted cheese .

" oh fuck i think Len gave me some of his famous " Jackofferoni " disgusting !

by len.riley July 12, 2010

jackoff assault

This can be the act of masturbating continuously(several times)until all semen has been ejaculated, or the act of three or more males violently masturbating onto a member of the opposite or same sex.

"I haven't masturbated in a week; time for a jackoff assault"--or--"A couple of us finished her/him off with a jackoff assault".

by darkangel18 May 8, 2015