swamp jockey

One who rides swamp donkeys on the reg.

Skinny Kid #1 "You see that girl Schmalz brought home last night?"
Skinny Kid #2 "Yeah, that kid's a real swamp jockey!"

by callaham April 22, 2010

jacker's remorse

Jacking off over material you'd normally find offensive. Then, AFTER you've gotten yur rocks off you are thoroughly disgusted with yourself.

Melvin felt deeply ashamed and suffered from "jacker's remorse" after masturbating over the naked pictures he found of his mother.

by Mitchell_L June 2, 2009

Colon Jockey

Someone who rides someone else’s Colon
To fuck someone in the asshole

The cowboy from the village people is a real colon jockey.

by BigGiantFish August 31, 2008

pickle jockey

A very flamboyant and extremely feminine gay man. Homosexual.

That dude's so gay, what a pickle jockey.

by Jerry A. September 4, 2006

camera jockey

When going for a night out, there is always one person who will take hundreds of photo's of the night and upload them onto a social networking site the next morning. Most of the photo's are utter shit being blurry or not even of the correct friend circle. However, there will usually be a good 10 photo's of the night, and having a camera jockey with you means you don't have to worry about uploading any of your own photo's onto the internet.

Camera Jockey's are also useful to take on holidays, weddings and other social events where you just cannot be arsed bringing your own camera.

Joe: "Hey man, you coming out tonight?"
Sam: "Yeah I am, you bringing a camera?"
Joe: "Nahh, don't worry about it, Sarah's coming out too."
Sam: "Ahh, good old Sarah the camera jockey."

by joe23002 March 20, 2011

The Joker Blogs

The most epic online version of The Joker. It takes place in Arkham Asylum after The Dark Knight. It's a Youtube series. Look it up on Youtube or visit the website to check it out. Scott McClure plays The Joker.

Dude, I just watched The Joker Blogs! It was awesome!

by PenguinPenguinx3 October 14, 2011

dead horse jockey

A person who continues, at length to continue on a topic that has exhausted its usefulness to the rest of the crowd, to expound and explore the dead topic.

Someone who, despite being told the topic is a "dead horse" continues to converse on that topic.

I can't believe Tim is still arguing about toothpaste with Bob, Bob agreed with him 20 minutes ago! What a dead horse Jockey.

by Darious Guile October 22, 2009