The turd which is produced after living on crisps, coke and chocolate bars for several days. Its a hideous, grey and sometimes hairy turd which smells so bad it can cause buildings to be evacuated for months.
I've been living off the vending machine at work for a week. I think I'll soon be dropping a Briggsy jobbie.
by Colin Cummerbund September 21, 2006
Get the Briggsy jobbie mug.She's in the "down-market" modelling business, which basically involves her posing nude or semi-nude (page 3 of The Sun Newspaper and elsewhere). She has a constant grudge against glamour-model Jordan because she became more famous than her. According to Jodie, Jordan said that she had boobs like "saggy Spaniel's ears". Jodie's a militant anti-fur campaigner (PETA), and made sure that everyone in Celebrity Big Brother 2006 knew it. She announced housemates "murderers" for eating meat and constantly said how Pete Burn's fur coat "offended" her. She had set out to correct her image in the Big Brother house but only ended up confirming everything people thought about her, examples of her "improving her image" in Big Brother included:
"My Idea of a night out would be getting wasted at a club, sticking my tongue down a fit-bloke's throat, go home and throw up whilst someone held my hair back, and cuddle up in bed with my dogs."
"Up for an orgy George?"
"I had an orgy...best night of my life."
After getting voted out of the house first, she did a show on MTV, "Totally Jodie Marsh" in which she was going to have auditions for a husband (or a "fit-bloke" as she calls them). This show was later found out to be fake, putting her reputation even further down the toilet.
George Galloway (MP and Big Brother contestant) confirmed that Jodie had told him that her teeth were not real, and that all her natural teeth were removed to put in tacky-white dental implants.
She is liked by some, however she tends to blank people out if they are not from Essex. She refers to them as an "Essex" boy or "Essex" girl etc.
E.g.
"I know I'm gonna see Chantelle (after Big Brother), She's from Essex, we get on great!".
"My Idea of a night out would be getting wasted at a club, sticking my tongue down a fit-bloke's throat, go home and throw up whilst someone held my hair back, and cuddle up in bed with my dogs."
"Up for an orgy George?"
"I had an orgy...best night of my life."
After getting voted out of the house first, she did a show on MTV, "Totally Jodie Marsh" in which she was going to have auditions for a husband (or a "fit-bloke" as she calls them). This show was later found out to be fake, putting her reputation even further down the toilet.
George Galloway (MP and Big Brother contestant) confirmed that Jodie had told him that her teeth were not real, and that all her natural teeth were removed to put in tacky-white dental implants.
She is liked by some, however she tends to blank people out if they are not from Essex. She refers to them as an "Essex" boy or "Essex" girl etc.
E.g.
"I know I'm gonna see Chantelle (after Big Brother), She's from Essex, we get on great!".
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A Jodie Priscilla is a girl who is known to be very cute. Her personality is the one that grabs your attention along with her Georgeous green eyes and her angelic smile. She's very devoted to her lover and knows how to please her man. Once you get a Jodie Priscilla in your life don't be a fool and let her go. She's a keeper for sure but you got to reassure her that she's the one you want. That you will be faithful to her and then damn she be loving you making you feel like you are in heaven. She's loyal, friendly, beautiful, smart, funny. Jodie Priscilla is a tall girl with muscular legs and would probably end up being a catwalk model. She will always have them soft lips that you will never get enough off. Jodie Priscilla's are girls who have the personality and is also known to be a mother figure. She is supportive to her peers and tries to resolve everyone's dilemmas. She puts people first before others and she is popular along people. She attracts a lot of boys but she always picks the one that people wouldn't think she would choose. She don't choose a man over her looks although they would be a bonus. Personality makes her fall in love and if you're funny you are in for a chance. Jodie Priscilla is a blessing from God.
Boy 1- woi look at her go she's amazing
Boy 2- Yeah buddy she's a Jodie Priscilla see her on the catwalk one day.
Boy 2- Yeah buddy she's a Jodie Priscilla see her on the catwalk one day.
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