Jizzed

(Adj.)State of extreme fatigue and general disinterest in all things. From the sentiment felt after a male has cum.

I can't go out tonight, I'm totally jizzed.

by Dr. Penfield May 4, 2009

Jizzed Up

Term for really excited in Papa Leone's speak. To become stimulated, impationed, exhilerated, or exuberant

I was really jizzed up to see that hot asian girl's titty!
Person 1: dude did you see that titty?
Person 2: Yeah, i was all jizzed up! i love seeing titties!

by Doseph April 19, 2011

jaized

Extremely overstimulated; full of energy; zealous

Aaaah! I'm jaized up!

by Doe, Jr April 3, 2008

jizzed in my pants

To get a huge shock.

I was sitting behind this girl today and she turned around. Then I jizzed in my pants. Turns out she was my ex...

by pantswetter November 23, 2010

jizerod

A fully erect penis with jizz in it.

Mr. North slopped his jizerod into the uunsuspecting clite.

by Mallory StrongCock April 4, 2004

jived

Dodged out of a commitment. Let someone down intentionally.

He promised me he'd bring me the money he owed today but he's jived me.

I'm not going to his party, I'm going to jive it.

by PWD May 31, 2006

jizzed up

1. Another way to say f-ed up.
2. Messed up; disabled; particularly old people suffering from the mental affects of old age.

Those Twilight books are so jizzed up I want to kill myself!

Grandpappy Johnny's so jizzed up, he told me today that I look like God!!

by igotthedefs February 13, 2009